Funny sporting comments

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Funny sporting comments

We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit

We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought"

Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's. Movement and positioning" - ron atkinson (football commentator)

There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way"

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In response to a quote by Jeremy Roenick.

"I didn't hear what Jeremy said, because I had my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears" Patrick Roy

For those of you watching in black and white, spurs are in yellow.

Ian Rush said "moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country"

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ian rush also said ''I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country.'

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie

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"a little of the head of Maradona, a little of the hand of God." - Diego Maradona.

Very funny man that bloke

I don't remember the exact quote but PJ Carlisimo's first national game that he was in the booth was a Knick game. At half time, he said, "Sprewell is just strangling the other team out there."

A game is not won until it is lost" - david pleat

Winning isn't the end of the world" - david pleat

What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?"
(STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live)

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(RON AKTINSON in a TV interview)

I never make predictions, and I never will."
(PAUL GASCOIGNE)

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(TERRY VENABLES)

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve."
(JOHN GREIG)

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head."
(DEREK RAE)

You have got to miss them to score sometimes."
(DAVE BASSETT)

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
(RON ATKINSON)

The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that."
(GLENN HODDLE)

"put a jersey on... put a jersey on, or win some more games" Warren Sapp shouted at Green Bay Packers coach Mike Sherman after Sherman got pissed off at Sapp for a cheap hit on a Packer player.

None of you quoted Yogi Berra? For shame.

"This is like deja vu all over again."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

"90% of the putts that are short don't go in."

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."

"I'd say he's done more than that." -- When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.

i would write some of the great Sid Waddell's but unfortuanatly i don't have a clue what he talks about most of the time lol

one he said was "He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."

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Ezzard Charles winning the title by 15 round points vs Jersey Joe Wallcott

Reporter,

So Ezzard, When did you think you had the fight won???

Chalres

When the bell rang, and the judges award the fight in my favor. lol

Sports Quotes Thread

Just post quotes from sports figures or about sports:

"The opera ain't over until the fat lady sings" - Dick Motta (Grandpa of a close friend of mine)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=322653&highlight=comments

beat ya to it😄

that's right, he did..merging