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TODAY'S LIST

61 – You don’t have to make stories about why you were dumped.
62 – You can jump and no one stares at your chest.
63 – Hot wax is nowhere near your pubis zone.
64 – You can be on the same mood all the time.
65 – You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving to look like him.
66 – You don’t have to go to other gas stations because the previous one was dirty.
67 – You know atleast 10 different ways to open a beer. (Tired Hiker knows more than 100)
68 – You can sit with your legs open no matter what you’re wearing
69 – Same job... more money.
70 – Gray hair and a couple of wrinkles make you look wise, and some ladies find them sexy.

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71 – You never menstruate.
72 – Wedding gown = $2000 dollars, rented tux= $50.
73 – You don’t cry if someone talks about you venid your back.
74 – There’s always a game or violence on TV.
75 - You don't have to try everyone's meal.
76 - If you have to hold water it's in a bottle.
77 - The remote is all yours.
78 - People never take looks at your chest when you talk to them.
79 - Sports bars are made for you.
80 - You can visit friends and not take a present.

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81 - Bachelor parties kick bridal shower's ass.
82 - Your relationship with your mom is OK.
83 - You can buy condoms without the store clerk picture you naked.
84 - You don't have to say you'll go refresh yourself when you are going to take a dump.
85 - If you don't call a friend that you were supposed to call you aren't filled with remorse.
86 - You can always look forward to being a mean old man and people will accept it.
87 - You can rationalize everything with the phrase: F*ck it !
88 - In a party if someone shows up with the same clothes you are wearing you don't automatically hate them.
89 - Lady Di's death was just another death.
90 - A good burp is alomost predictable.