All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
i dont have a crush on you, not yet!!!!!! no, really, you seem pretty cool to me....
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Sorry Linds. I'm feeling saucy tonight!
So anyway, I'll finish the joke now. . .
So the bartender says ," do you always bring this little piano player out with you when you hit the bars?"
The guy says, "No, check this out." He pulls out a magic lamp. "Rub this and a geenie will pop out and grant you one wish!" So the bartender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out and says, "I grant you one wish, biotch!"
So the bartender asks for "a million bucks." Suddenly a million ducks fly into the bar and cause terror and mayhem. The bartender says, "I didn't ask for a million ducks, I said a million bucks!"
So, the guy says, "yeah, you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.