As usual, Asian Hulk, you have sent a hero to be executed. Superman beats his human counterpart in two seconds. Captain America doesn't even have time to ponder why people enjoy putting him in matches where he can only dream to put up a good fight.
No matches muffin man revived it asian hulk makes stupid threads but this one wasnt posted on in like 9 months until muffin man. Thatd be sad if it was.
my question about this thread is the fear that someone will actually come on and argue Cap'n America winning..I mean literally using intellectually logical reasoning in his decision...That's what I'm waiting to see..
...... Superman is very used to withstanding blows from powerful opponents and surviving. Many times he underestimates the abilities of the people he fights, and has often been subdued by opponents who come no where near his power level.(ie Toyman, Elastic Lad, and Batman to name a few)
A few seconds into the fight he will realize that his opponent only has human level abilities, and will become cocky due to his obvious superiority over the Captain.
The Captain being an excellent tactician/soldier, will quickly take advantage of this weakness, and throw his shield at the Man of steel.
Superman will more than likely believe his invulnerability is sufficient enough to withstand the shield's impact, due to not knowing anything about the MU or adamantium.
This battle ends with the lifeless body of Superman laying on the ground, and the weary/battle worn Captain looming over him. The Man of Steel's body is split in half by one of the strongest defensive/offensive weapons in the MU.
__________________ If knowledge is power..how come we have so many idiots in charge?!!
hey wait cap wins this one, when he seas supes he invites him to a friendly pot smokin {u know, one fn boy scout to another}, superman agrees, they both sit down on a side of a dark road an start smokin pot, the only thing supes does not know is that his pot has been mixed with powdered kryptonite!!, just after a minute of smokin, supes starts throwin up and can only helplessly lye on the ground, then cap grabs his
shield and hits it in supes's crotch however supe's BALLS of steel are no match for the vibranium disk and cap gives the indestructable knuts a beating for a whole hour, just when supes is about to pass out, cab turn supes over and shoves his shield up superman's crack, n says, u fagot, im the only one wholl ever f____k louis lane from now on.
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Mar 19th, 2004 01:46 AM
lease tell me you laced your post with wittiness and stirred it with sarcasm???
to cap would be more humane
