TROLL
Hi kmcdude
You asked about Troll.
Prepare to cover your eyes and scream...cos you've just rented a very regrettable "Horror" movie.
IMO it belongs in the VideoEzy Kid's section , right next to the Neverending Story (they did use Noah Hathaway didn't they?).
NOT HORROR. Elves, animated vegetables and witches: definitely the stuff of fantasy alright. Not that I've got anything agst that genre, just wasn't what i expected.
Oh and interesting name for the main character though i suspect it wouldn't have raised an eyebrow back in the pre-Rowling mania.
There are another one or two recognizable celebs to look out for in between yawns! lol
I won't be watching this rental twice.
Now let's see how Trolls 2 fares..... <shudder>
Troll2
Well kmc, it's nothing like chucky. As I said before this is more of a fantasy adventure than a horror. So you decide.
It might be good stuff to occupy a 5-year-old kid bro/sis who's rummaging through one's porn/bong collection. lol
Oh and Troll2? You'll rofl if you think you can be remotely scared by that piece. No wonder this is a Double Feature DVD! It would be a crime to let someone pay good money to watch Troll2 by itself.
Corny dialogue, bad acting (esp. the teenage sister, gawd i swear she reads off a teleprompter), no resemblance to the "Troll" whatsoever, seems to drone on about "goblins, goblins goblins"... where's the TROLL? Or is a troll a goblin? The word isn't even mentioned! Shouldn't the movie be titled "Goblin"? Or is that already taken? <shrug>
Oh and the sleepy town's name? haha very clever...not.
Well it's fun to watch if you want something to laugh at, i guess. I didn't make it past half of the movie 😉
Off to the store now to find me some genuine horror. I'll be glad to pop this 80's horror trash down the chute.
One was definitely enough.
Re: Troll2
Originally posted by novice
Well kmc, it's nothing like chucky. As I said before this is more of a fantasy adventure than a horror. So you decide.It might be good stuff to occupy a 5-year-old kid bro/sis who's rummaging through one's porn/bong collection. lol
Oh and Troll2? You'll rofl if you think you can be remotely scared by that piece. No wonder this is a Double Feature DVD! It would be a crime to let someone pay good money to watch Troll2 by itself.
Corny dialogue, bad acting (esp. the teenage sister, gawd i swear she reads off a teleprompter), no resemblance to the "Troll" whatsoever, seems to drone on about "goblins, goblins goblins"... where's the TROLL? Or is a troll a goblin? The word isn't even mentioned! Shouldn't the movie be titled "Goblin"? Or is that already taken? <shrug>
Oh and the sleepy town's name? haha very clever...not.Well it's fun to watch if you want something to laugh at, i guess. I didn't make it past half of the movie 😉
Off to the store now to find me some genuine horror. I'll be glad to pop this 80's horror trash down the chute.One was definitely enough.
lol,thanks really apreciate your post,I have decided I will watch it................If I have nothing better to do,lol