"SPEW" - The Official Dobby and the house-elves Appreciation Thread

woop! I LOVE DOBBY!

Gee, I didn't even remember making this thread.

Spoiler:
I burst into tears when Dobby died.

Kreacher kicks ass now.

i can imagine kreacher saying that! "kreacher kick ass now sir!"

Nah, I can't really imagine a house-elf using American swears.

Maybe "effing".

It would sound weird but you know the way Dobby used to say "Dobby's going to buy a jumper next harry potter." I can imagine the words fitting perfectly to a house elf like that. This make no sense.