The killer barber from Monty Python's oath:
"I'm a lumber and I'm Ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day,
On Wednesday's I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea!!!!"
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Thanks to Badwolf for the great sig!
In brightest day, ah screw this crap
I'll beat your ass while I rap
You can't stop me, it ain't no glitch
You're goin' down, cause I'm the Juggernaut b*tch!
I'm always there to save the day
But have smaller balls than my Aunt May
I'll bone MJ, but don't fight like a man
I just dodge and stuff, I'm the Spider-Man!
Gender: Male Location: Hiding from The Doctor, shhhh.....
: "By Osiris's might, and Apep's night, no man shall escape my ankh of right. Let all who guard the weak, beware my power. APOCALYPSE'S MIGHT! NOW LET THE WEAK AND FEEBLE BE CULLED FROM THE EARTH! SO SAYS, APOCALYPSE!"
I went for an Egyptian theme.
__________________ Wanted: New sig. Something crazy, zany, and slightly evil. Will give sig credit to whoever's I sport.
By the moons of mars
and the planets and stars
i shall crush all evil in nears and fars
my very name makes evil take stock...
my name is Jonn and i pwn Apoc.
Gender: Male Location: Hiding from The Doctor, shhhh.....
I thought the Sin Corp oath was good.
Extant's oath: "Let time and space become my toys. No man shall escape the darkness of my voids. Entropy shall reign this day. For I am Extant, and now you pay." *entropy rift*
__________________ Wanted: New sig. Something crazy, zany, and slightly evil. Will give sig credit to whoever's I sport.
This pitiful trinket is an ant to me
my meer visage causes foes to flee
my titanic might has made gods run and hide
fearing the might of the one Darkseid.
KMC Community Forums
Jul 15th, 2006 04:45 PM
Monty Python's the best
: "By Osiris's might, and Apep's night, no man shall escape my ankh of right. Let all who guard the weak, beware my power. APOCALYPSE'S MIGHT! NOW LET THE WEAK AND FEEBLE BE CULLED FROM THE EARTH! SO SAYS, APOCALYPSE!" 
I thought the Sin Corp oath was good. 
