What is His Name? Tell me if you know.

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how many times must i tell u ppl his name is Chuck Norris

Originally posted by chickenlover98
how many times must i tell u ppl his name is Chuck Norris

I never understood why that joke was funny...

The Chuck Norris thing? Or what you've quoted in particular? There are a lot of mildly amusing Chuck Norris one-liners.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The Chuck Norris thing? Or what you've quoted in particular? There are a lot of mildly amusing Chuck Norris one-liners.

Chuck Norris jokes in general...I mean the same joke over and over...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Chuck Norris jokes in general...I mean the same joke over and over...
because : A their hilarious and B: their true

The phrasing "His name" implies (at least to me) the incarnate form of "God," as identified with this mysterious "Jesus" figure.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
because : A their hilarious and B: their true

No, they're not funny...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No, they're not funny...

Quiet. If Chuck hears you say that he'll kill you.

He has an informercial with his wife now on how to build nice abs. Gooooo Chuckie.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No, they're not funny...

It's simple, really... it's funny because he's a short man who can kick your ass. Also, he's a really nice guy.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It's simple, really... it's funny because he's a short man who can kick your ass. Also, he's a really nice guy.

How can the same sort of jokes over and over be considered funny?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
How can the same sort of jokes over and over be considered funny?

Are you having a bad day? 😉

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are you having a bad day? 😉

cry

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
cry

hug cheer up, friend.

Re: Re: What is His Name? Tell me if you know.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It has to do with magic. You see, in magic, a person's name is their power. If you spoke the name of god, you would disintegrated, because the magic power of god is too great for a human to speak. Do you believe in magic?

Yes I believe in Magic 😉 and I'm still here 😱

Re: Re: Re: What is His Name? Tell me if you know.

Originally posted by Utrigita
Yes I believe in Magic 😉 and I'm still here 😱

😆 But the word "magic" is a bad word.

Re: Re: What is His Name? Tell me if you know.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It has to do with magic. You see, in magic, a person's name is their power. If you spoke the name of god, you would disintegrated, because the magic power of god is too great for a human to speak. Do you believe in magic?

Shakyamunison, we meet again at last. Why is it that everytime we both post on the same topic, we agree? I agree with what you say, and i don't believe in magic.

Re: Re: Re: What is His Name? Tell me if you know.

Originally posted by Darth Demise
Shakyamunison, we meet again at last. Why is it that everytime we both post on the same topic, we agree? I agree with what you say, and i don't believe in magic.

Well, you must be highly intelligent. 😆 😉

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are you having a bad day? 😉

thank.........buddha in this case(chuck norris for me 😄).......that you have a good sense of humor