Hidan and Kakuzu vs Sasori and Deidara

OMG, first of all, remeber kakuzu's hearts, and if deidara goes on flight the four hearts will retain him and probably kill him while kakuzu and hidan fight against sasori and, well, two against one......

TEAM 1 WINS

Originally posted by ichigo12
OMG, first of all, remeber kakuzu's hearts, and if deidara goes on flight the four hearts will retain him and probably kill him while kakuzu and hidan fight against sasori and, well, two against one......

[B]TEAM 1 WINS [/B]

Two against one? It's Sasori, it's a hundred against 2 (or rather, 102 vs 6, counting Kakuzu's hearts).

And I don't see Deidara getting killed all that easily. He's sure to inflict damage before going down.

Team 2 wins.

But remember that those 100 puppets are not strong, if you saw sakura and chiyo fight against sasori, you would see that those puppets are not strong so kakuzu may leave two hearts retaining deidara while hidan, kakuzu and another two hearts (fire and wind) defeat those 100 puppets.

(Well, yea, those hearts are not enough to kill deidara, but enough to retain him enough time while team 1 destroy the puppets).

THEN, without 100 puppets it would be 6 vs 2, so, the four hearts attack deidara while kakuzu and hidan kills sasori, then 6 vs 2.
So, well, 6 are too much for deidara to control, so the only way out for deidara is to do his self-destruction bomb, so, it kills team 1 but he commit suicide so.....

TIE

One scratch is all it will take for Sasori to kill Kakuzu and he is skilled enough for that. And Hidan really has no chance against Deidara.

Originally posted by ichigo12
[B]But remember that those 100 puppets are not strong, if you saw sakura and chiyo fight against sasori, you would see that those puppets are not strong so kakuzu may leave two hearts retaining deidara while hidan, kakuzu and another two hearts (fire and wind) defeat those 100 puppets.

Destroying 100 puppets would take awhile and involve injuries, likely lose a few hearts there.

THEN, without 100 puppets it would be 6 vs 2, so, the four hearts attack deidara while kakuzu and hidan kills sasori, then 6 vs 2.

He'd be down to like, one or two hearts by then (that is to say, either no external hearts or maybe one external).

And then Sasori pulls out the Kazekage puppet, which is super-strong.

Then you'd have 2 or 3 vs 3, with the latter three all being strong (Deidara, Sasori, Kazekage), and Hidan and the possible surviving external heart not so much.

Team 2 wins.

Remember that the hearts of kakuzu are retaining deidara while kakuzu and hidan fight sasori.

Originally posted by ichigo12
OMG, first of all, remeber kakuzu's hearts, and if deidara goes on flight the four hearts will retain him and probably kill him while kakuzu and hidan fight against sasori and, well, two against one......

[B]TEAM 1 WINS [/B]

Originally posted by ichigo12
Remember that the hearts of kakuzu are retaining deidara while kakuzu and hidan fight sasori.

...so? Deidara'll kill those two hearts before they get through 100 puppets.

Also, Sasori can alternatively send some puppets to attack those hearts from behind even while fighting the pair, because there's 100 of them (40 on each, 20 to spare).

Too few hearts on Deidara, and he'll just blow them up too fast. Too many, and Sasori'll just win against Kakuzu and Hidan. Without multiple hearts, nothing either of them have can stop the Kazekage puppet.

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Sasori and Deidara have the tactical edge because Deidara's the fastest/most maneuverable and can thus chose his foes, and Sasori has enough puppets that he can bog down any opposition/have puppets on *everyone*, or he can use the Kazekage who's uber-versatile and only Kakuzu with most of his hearts together could fight.

Well, I defended Kakuzu and Hidan cause I like them better than Sasori and Deidara, but your point is right, it is very hard to Team 1 to defeat Team 2.

I still believe that in a setting that doesn't favor Deidara from the start Kakuzu could beat Deidara, but yeah, team 2 is winning this.

Deidara can handle Hidan easily enough, and Sasori has Kakuzu beat 1v1.

Kakuzu's badass and pretty solid against most foes, but Hidan is specialized against powerful foes he just needs to scratch like jinchuuriki- and one foe here is ranged while the other lacks blood.

He'd be much better off even against someone like Orochimaru.

Hidan is the weak link and would ultimately cause them to lose. Sasori and Deidara have much better offense and defense as a team. I honestly think team 2 wins pretty easily considering Hidan is probably done quickly and Kakuzu will be double teamed.

Well Sasori killed the old Kazekage, While Deidara defeated Gaara the Monster, I would say they both are more better.
Where Hidan lost to a Chuunin and Kakuzu killed by a Jounin.

Hidan and kakuzu easily, kakuzu's lightning will turn deidara's bombs into duds,and kakuzu's hearts can also fly
Hidan is immortal,so poison can't kill him and almost all of sasori's attacks are poison based, so hidan holds him off long enough for kakuzu to send one of his hearts to destroy sasori's core

Originally posted by Hanaoka
Well Sasori killed the old Kazekage, While Deidara defeated Gaara the Monster, I would say they both are more better.
Where Hidan lost to a Chuunin and Kakuzu killed by a Jounin.

It only took Sakura and Chiyo to take out Sasori and only Sasuke to beat Deidara
,But it took Kakashi,Shikamaru,Choji,Ino,Naruto,Sai,Sakura and Yamato to take out the Zombie Twins

Sasori solos.

Originally posted by The Big Man
Hidan and kakuzu easily, kakuzu's lightning will turn deidara's bombs into duds,and kakuzu's hearts can also fly

Since when can they fly?

Also, lightning only disable bombs that it hits. He likes to be tricky, so he'll still be effective.

He can do stuff like fly around on his bird, dodging, and throw bombs at Hidan and the non-lightning hearts.

Hidan is immortal,so poison can't kill him and almost all of sasori's attacks are poison based, so hidan holds him off long enough for kakuzu to send one of his hearts to destroy sasori's core

Nope, plenty of Sasori's attacks would be dismembering and the like. They just have the *extra bonus* of poison.

Vs the Kazekage puppet, he yanks Hidan's scythe then crushes him/fills him with metal spikes/whatever.

Or just yanks the scythe and goes over to fight Kakuzu.

Vs his Dance of a Hundred Puppets, he'd just fill him with blades until he couldn't move.

Sasori his no blood to curse him with, so Hidan's not a major threat to him, and the Deidara/Sasori team is more maneuverable and has more 'numbers,' so they'll be better at calling the matchups.

Originally posted by The Big Man
Phhh.. so you're counting feats eh?
Sasori killed the old Kazekage,But Kakuzu killed ALL of takigakure's elders and survived a battle with hashirama
Deidara defeated Gaara the Monster,But Hidan KILLED Asuma

It only took Sakura and Chiyo to take out Sasori and only Sasuke to beat Deidara
,But it took Kakashi,Shikamaru,Choji,Ino,Naruto,Sai,Sakura and Yamato to take out the Zombie Twins

What is so special about a Takigakure elder? And getting your ass kicked by Hashirama isn't really a feat.
Gaara would kill both Hidan and Asuma at the same time though so....point?

Shikamaru beat Hidan, Naruto beat Kakuzu. 2 to 3, Team 2 takes it.

And keep in mind, Chiyo and Sasuke are stronger than most of the names you mentioned(the only exceptions are Kakashi and maybe Yamato). Chiyo would have lost, Sasuke almost lost.

What is so special about a Takigakure elder?

Yea, really. We know chakra and such goes down with age, and Takigakure is a minor village at that.

Conversely, the 3rd Kazekage was the strongest Sand kage ever.

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On the list of names, I'll point out that Sai and Sakura did literally nothing in the fight, Yamato did almost nothing (half of a combo jutsu), and Ino and Choji still had gas in the tank (though weren't much use in the fight so far).

Really, it was mostly Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Naruto vs the zombie duo, with Choji and Ino helping doing some stalling.

Deidara defeated Gaara the Monster,But Hidan KILLED Asuma

With major help from Kakuzu. Don't forget that Asuma did slice off Hidan's head and if it wasn't for Kakuzu reattaching it, that'd pretty much be the end of it.

Deidara beat Gaara flat-out without any aid, and not even a super huge loadout of explosives.