what if jesus had bn born in the 1980's

He'd join Guns n' Roses and change the words of Sweet child of mine to a more spiritual one

He might have brought the hair band era to a close a little faster.

honestly, i think it'd have been cool if Jesus starred as a villian in one of the rocky movies 😂

he would have bn a child in the 80's he wouldnt have made a good villain for rocky

He would be condemned as a socialist radical and personally executed by George Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Pat Robertson.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
He would be condemned as a socialist radical and personally executed by George Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Pat Robertson.

I think he would be a religious nutcase, just like he was back then. Therefore, it would be the Democrats that execute him.

But come on, if you read what he says he's to the left of Karl Marx

Originally posted by Darth Jello
But come on, if you read what he says he's to the left of Karl Marx

But he was not for big government. He was for people doing things locally. I think he would be more Libertarian. To be honest, no one in politics today would like him at all, if he was here today.

he would've been mistaken for a creepy hippie. But i'd still see him into carpentry. And still smart. He'd maybe open up a non-profit business making fences and stuff called "heavens' gate".

he'll be the kinda guy you can have wine with.

He would fit in great in west oregon.

Originally posted by King Kandy
He would fit in great in west oregon.

Ya, no one would notice him in Ashland or Eugene.

would his behavior be considered criminal in anyway if we take what he did in the bible and apply it to the present?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
...we'd probably all be Jewish.

Originally posted by Digi
and a lot of opposition from the world's overwhelmingly dominant religion, Islam.

Not sure how atheists would respond. 😱

Originally posted by King Kandy
It would be a lot funnier if he was born in 1960 instead of 1980.

Mostly, Jesus would be facepalming everytime he turned on the news or stepped outside.

His father build stuff and so did he.So I am sure that is what he would do.

what stuff would he build in the modern world?

Lot's of bling bling

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
''Modern world'' of which you speak of has been shaped by his existence already.
If he had been born in the 1980s, it is safe to presume that the world would not look the same.

QFT.

Originally posted by King Castle
what stuff would he build in the modern world?

Houses apartments buildings and stuff people can use like he did in the bible.

a carpenter in like siding, roofing?, furnishing?

i could see that.

good response.

@lil bitchiness

for this thread lets say john gets credit for the new testament.

There's not so much difference between what Jesus would do and what the hippies would do, so he'd just be keeping the sixties alive.