You and your Pokémon against the Naruto universe

Gastly used Hypnosis.

Enemy Madara fell asleep.

Enemy Madara is sleeping.

Gastly used Dream Eater.

Enemy Madara is ****ed.

Dusknoir is a hell lord

Hypno can put entire villages to Sleep

Arcanine will only gain power when exposed to fire

Machamp is atleast Tsunade level power and throws punches at +super sonic level punches

Dragonite can keep me in the sky to avoid counter attacks

Dugtrio can crush mountains on top of villages

I only need one. Kyurem says hi. Deepfreezes the verse with near -20˚C temperatures. In B&W2 cutscene, the ice cannon Team Plasma was using was freezing shit upon contact.

He said no legendaries. Kyurem only isn't listed because this thread was made pre Black and White.

Orochimaru would probably be the hardest thing for any Pokemon team to conquer. If I remember right he had mastered all of the Jutsus, which should give him the type advantages for anything.

But you could still kill him with a shitload of different Pokemon.

Okay *******, you need to let this thread die. It's three and a half years old.

Lol now this thread is funneh.

But...I like this thread. 😐

ALL RUN FROM THE MIGHTY METAPOD! But seirousy, flygon and yamana(however you spell it) can move at sonic speeds. Plus a lot of fighting types have strength feats up the wazoo.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
But...I like this thread. 😐

Orochimaru is not the Pokemon team's biggest threat lol.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
ALL RUN FROM THE MIGHTY METAPOD! But seirousy, flygon and yamana(however you spell it) can move at sonic speeds. Plus a lot of fighting types have strength feats up the wazoo.

Tobi solos~

This fellow here disagrees. What has this Kunta Kinte named mother****er done?

Well he has a Pokemon team of his own, each capable of mountain busting.

I am unimpressed thus far. 😐

Mountains are pretty big things. Bigger than Pokemon.

Not that Tobi is the strongest guy present. The Sage or Madara could do fine as well.

Tyranitar, Machamp, Gigalith, Gyrados.

Four Pokemon that can bust mountains or do something similar. And of them, I was only thinking of using Tyranitar. And there's more I could easily make a case for possessing the ability to bust mountains.

Feats of them doing noteworthy things? Anime/manga only.

Episode Pokémon Source Entry
EP264 Tyranitar Ash's Pokédex Tyranitar, the Armor Pokémon. Tyranitar has a heavily armored body that can withstand powerful attacks and is able to crush a mountain with one hand.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tyranitar

Red Gyarados

Talkin' 'Bout an Evolution and Rage Of Innocence focused on a red Gyarados. It was on a destructive rampage until Lance captured it. This Gyarados appeared again in Gaining Groudon and The Scuffle of Legends to stop the feuding of Groudon and Kyogre.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gyrados

Lance's Red Gyrados was capable of standing in battle with the legendary Pokemon Groudon and Kyogre. Anime Lance, though.

Episode Pokémon Source Entry
EP016 Gyarados Ash's Pokédex Gyarados. This Pokémon has a vicious temperament, so use extreme caution. Its fangs can crush stones and its scales are harder than steel.

Gyrados is a Pokedex stated city buster. And it's known that the Lake of Rage was created only by rampaging Gyrados.

You get the idea. It's getting late, and I'm feeling lazier and lazier. Black 2 ain't gonna play itself.

Ash's Pikachu armed with plot device, trololo

Oh Moo. Used to think silly things like Orochimaru being at all a threat.

Anywho this seems impossible without legendaries tbh. Also I love you Astner. <3

Wobbuffet (because Mirror Coat and Counter)
Mega Garchomp
Mega Salamence
Mega Metagross
Mega Tyranitar
Mega Gyarados

I figured if I can't use the legendaries, the least I could do is choose the strongest Pokeymans available right off the bat. Win or lose, I ain't goin' down without a fight.

Only 1 Mega.