Nihilist
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Batgod. Squirrel Girl is an in-joke for Marvel. Batgod is no joke. Really...he gets dressed up a BAT.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:12 PM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nihilist
Really...he gets dressed up a BAT.
Bats > Squirrels
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:17 PM
galactusischere
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Well personally I think that squirrel girl would be able dodge the bat-kick with her squirrel-like agility and speed and then counter punch batman with her squirrel-like strenght and knock him out cold.
Jan 25th, 2010 11:26 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Batman-Prime
It's not a clone, the watcher even states it's the real thanos and it is canon. Marvel doesn't recognize this as canon.quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Most people use that scene of Thanos saying something along the lines of "My dopplegangers/clones can fool those with cosmic awareness" as definite proof that it wasn't the real Thanos. I don't see why it's such a big deal. Everyone jobs to Squirrel Girl.
Do you really think Thanos was running around doing this ridiculousness despite him growing as a character beyond these ambitions?
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:27 PM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by galactusischere
Well personally I think that squirrel girl would be able dodge the bat-kick with her squirrel-like agility and speed and then counter punch batman with her squirrel-like strenght and knock him out cold.
...only to realize that Batgod prepped for that exact moment, and uses his plotdevic-...er, utility belt to take out Squirrel Girl. Ace then devours Tippy Toe.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:30 PM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Marvel doesn't recognize this as canon. Do you really think Thanos was running around doing this ridiculousness despite him growing as a character beyond these ambitions?
Is there indisputable proof of Marvel not recognizing that as canon?
And besides, it doesn't matter what I think. Thanos got beat by Squirrel Girl unless it was specifically mentioned otherwise. Not hinted at or alluded to, but stated. Even then, it might just be Thanos trying to save face.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:32 PM
galactusischere
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
...only to realize that Batgod prepped for that exact moment, and uses his plotdevic-...er, utility belt to take out Squirrel Girl. Ace then devours Tippy Toe.
Jan 25th, 2010 11:32 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Is there indisputable proof of Marvel not recognizing that as canon?
And besides, it doesn't matter what I think. Thanos got beat by Squirrel Girl unless it was specifically mentioned otherwise. Not hinted at or alluded to, but stated. Even then, it might just be Thanos trying to save face.
It's a joke issue directed at starlin they squeezed in at the end of the issue.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:35 PM
Nihilist
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Bats > Squirrels Batman aint a real bat.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:38 PM
Juntai
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by galactusischere
dodge the bat-kick
oxymoron.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:41 PM
galactusischere
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She can with her squirrel like agility! How does batman get around that? And then there's the almighty Tippy Toe to help her.
Jan 25th, 2010 11:50 PM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by galactusischere
She can with her squirrel like agility! How does batman get around that? And then there's the almighty Tippy Toe to help her.
Two words.
Prep. Time.
Even if he isn't given prep time, he has it. He's Batman.
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Jan 25th, 2010 11:58 PM
Nihilist
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Juntai
oxymoron.
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Jan 26th, 2010 12:04 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nihilist
Batman aint a real bat.
You're right. Real Bats can't give women orgasms by staring at them or kill God with a kick to the face.
Jan 26th, 2010 12:15 AM
Mr Master
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by illadelph12
Energy muzzle ftw.
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Jan 26th, 2010 07:46 PM
the ninjak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Is there indisputable proof of Marvel not recognizing that as canon?
And besides, it doesn't matter what I think. Thanos got beat by Squirrel Girl unless it was specifically mentioned otherwise. Not hinted at or alluded to, but stated. Even then, it might just be Thanos trying to save face.
Even if it was canon....
obviously Thanos fell down to humor cute Squirrel Girl....impressed by her balls.
Jan 26th, 2010 08:22 PM
galactusischere
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No one's going to write their opinions for the matches?
Jan 26th, 2010 08:32 PM
Prof. T.C McAbe
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Marvel doesn't recognize this as canon.
Prove it.
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Jan 26th, 2010 08:43 PM
the ninjak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Prove it.
it was one of The Watcher's wet dreams
Jan 26th, 2010 08:51 PM
Omega Vision
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by the ninjak
it was one of The Watcher's wet dreams
What cosmic being hasn't dreamed about Squirrel Girl anally raping Thanos?
Jan 26th, 2010 08:53 PM
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