Forget even those weaklings. They could all sleep while Squirrel Girl Stomps Surfer in 1 Panel. Heck even with Galactus helping they would get crushed.
You have not a clue of what you are talking about. Three heroes on earth could annoy the surfer, everyone else...he would either turn into rubber ducks or just disharm them somehow. Manipulate their genes...
Maybe you have forgot that the surfer can de-evolve an entire planet. It's one of his feats.....most heroes on earth are humans with some reflexes and strength. The Surfer can survive super novas...what could any of those heroes possibly to do to put him down?
Also earth doesn't include asgardians or the old gods. There is a lot of talking...but I see nothing that backs up your claims. You guys seem to be ignorant to some extent.
As the "asgardians and the old gods." are currently on Earth, they count.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
You know that is PIS, that one goes along with the stone guy knocking the surfer out with a brick.
I'm not talking about gods, would I really put Surfer up against old gods? No...I'm talking about earth that is, the human race and the guardians of the human race. No gods or higher beings...
"The stone guy"? We're the ignorant ones? How about when he was taken out by some lasers? Or when he pretty much stalemated Beta Ray Bill (a weaker version of Thor). Or the 3 times Thor has beaten him now?
It's too late to change the thread, so the "asgardians and the old gods" count.
IOW, Surfer dies.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
PIS off, Surfer rolls over most of Earth. If his mission is to eliminate any potential threats, he doesn't need to bother with anyone who can't slow down galactus (non-threats) and could pretty much wipe out the non-herald human race from orbit. And there's nothing Rees or doom could do with the picosecond warning they'd get before he wisely blitzes them into the afterlife.
But what is he going to do against someone like Gaea? Nothing, really. He isn't soloing an eternals team either. And while I cant think of it hungover and off the top of my head, there are always a couple elder gods and high powers lurking in the shadows of marvel Earth.
As I said EARTH, that doesn't include gods or eternals. I never said NO GODS in the OP but that I thought was evident. You seem to think
Earth=All old gods, eternals and whatnot.
No earth equals the superheroes/supervillains that are on it and the human race. The silver Surfer is at his most powerful and has had a week to prepare for the battle. No morals means he can pop singularities in peoples eyes...btw...
So basically he would be able to create black holes into the eyes of people that would be able to swallow solar systems.
Eternals are basically gods...very much like the surfer. As far as I know they don't live on earth. So no the surfer wouldn't have to face them. EARTH EARTH!
Oh really...so there are 99 godlike beings on earth...strange I have never heard of them. Wonder why Thor and Hulk are so popular and not any of these...gods...still...they are godlike in the sense that they can't die. Other than that they are basically buffed humans right?
EDIT: I have read up on these eternals, and they seem to be weak superheroes...that lives forever...this uni mind however...could prove to be a potential obstacle for the surfer.
Last edited by Mumrik on Jun 16th, 2012 at 03:56 PM
You've never heard of them because you obviously don't read many comic books. "Buffed humans"? Sersi is a good match for Thor or the Silver Surfer. Gilgamesh gave Thor a good fight. Ikaris could put up a brief fight against the Surfer. Zuras would beat the Silver Surfer by himself quite handily. These are just the 100 Eternals. Add in the THOUSANDS of mutants, Thor, Hercules, Atlantis, with Namor, Iron Man, shield, the fantastic four, all of the Hulks (Hulk, red hulk, she hulk, doc samson, red she hulk) all the mages on Earth like Dr. Strange, Alpha Flight, the British heroes like Captain Britain, and you're out of your freaking mind if you think the SS is lasting for more than a few minutes.
Last edited by PillarofOsiris on Jun 16th, 2012 at 04:01 PM
You thought it was evident, when naming Earth, that a great many people actually living there would be off-limits?
On some other points, aside from him claiming he could do so, what makes you think surfer could actually create singularities in people's eyes? Sure, he can make black holes, but the (I think) two times he's done it, he hasn't demonstrated that kind of ease or precision. For that matter, what makes you think he would benefit much from a week of prep? He's not that imaginative. What would he do with a week that he couldn't do in 1 minute?
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