sneezing And yawning

Started by Lord Lucien4 pages

Sounds like Allah has too much time on his hands. Maybe he should get of his ass and create world peace instead of blowing hot air about flatulence.

hur hur

The consensus appears to be that Allah is a doddering punk.

Originally posted by eninn
The doctors at the present time they say: yawn evidence of the brain and body need oxygen and food, and to shorten the respiratory system needs to provide the brain and the body of oxygen, and this is what happens when the drowsiness and fainting, and prior to death. And yawning: the breathing deep place through the mouth, and not the oral route of natural inspiration for it is not equipped with a device to filter the air as it is in the nose, if left mouth open during the yawning leak with air inhalation into the body of various types of germs, dust, and aerosols, and pesticides , so was the Holy Prophet's guidance is cold yawning as much as possible, or filling the mouth with the palm or back of the left-right.

And sneezing is the opposite of yawning, is a strong and sudden come out with the air force from the lungs out of my way the nose and mouth, Wegerv with him in the way of dust and aerosols, and pesticides and bacteria that seeped into the respiratory system so it was natural to be sneezing from the Almighty because it is benefit to the body, and be yawning from the devil because it is harmful for the body, and the right one should praise Allah the Almighty for the sneezing, and to seek refuge with Him from the accursed Satan in the case of yawning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqS_lRsWMGE

Abu Hurayrah may Allah be pleased with him that the Prophet peace be upon him said: "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if he sneezes glorified Allah's right on every Muslim who hears him to gloating sneezes (Eshmth), and while he is a yawn of the devil have mercy could, if he said: Ha, laughed the devil of it.

Ibn Hajar said, Allah's mercy: His rhetoric: the meaning of love and dislike to the expense caused by the two, and that sneezing is the body of lightness and openness of the pores and do not end in satiety, and is other than the yawning, it is full of bug and body weight of what is caused by eating too much and the confusion, and the first calls the activity of worship and the second reversed

The Prophet peace be upon him how gloating sneezes in the Hadith narrated by Abu Huraira may Allah be pleased with him that the Prophet peace be upon him said: "If one of you sneezes, let him say, thank God, and to less than his brother or his friend: God bless you, and if said to him, God bless you, let him say: Allah guide you and set your affairs straight. "

No need to bother about these blasphemous retards bud. Good job! 👆

maham

thank you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewVZ6eMIhP0

Originally posted by maham
No need to bother about these blasphemous retards bud. Good job! 👆

It would only be blasphemous if He were real.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
It would only be blasphemous if He were real.

: We have explained that every makrooh action is attributed to the Shaytaan in Islam because he is the means behind it, and every good action is attributed to the angel in Islam because he is the means behind it. Yawning is caused by a full stomach and leads to laziness, and that is by the means of the Shaytaan, whereas sneezing is caused by lack of food, and leads to energy, and that is by the means of the angel.

: Yawning is attributed to the Shaytaan because it calls to desires, as it is caused by heaviness of the body and lassitude and fullness. What is means is: beware of the causes that lead to that, which is eating too much.

The phrase “if one of you feels the urge to yawn, let him suppress it as much as he can” means: let him try to stop it. It does not mean that he will be able to stop it, because what happens cannot be reversed, and it was said that what is meant by “if he feels the urge to yawn” is if he wants to yawn…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hziCI4OeW4s

Originally posted by maham
No need to bother about these blasphemous retards bud. Good job! 👆

Right, you call us retards whereas you're the one that believes that a 7th century desert pirate flew into heaven on a flying donkey to go speak with Allah...then came back to tell everyone about it.

Fantastic.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Right, you call us retards whereas you're the one that believes that a 7th century desert pirate flew into heaven on a flying donkey to go speak with Allah...then came back to tell everyone about it.

Fantastic.

Actually it sounds pretty badass when you put it like that.

Originally posted by eninn
: We have explained that every makrooh action is attributed to the Shaytaan in Islam because he is the means behind it, and every good action is attributed to the angel in Islam because he is the means behind it. Yawning is caused by a full stomach and leads to laziness, and that is by the means of the Shaytaan, whereas sneezing is caused by lack of food, and leads to energy, and that is by the means of the angel.

: Yawning is attributed to the Shaytaan because it calls to desires, as it is caused by heaviness of the body and lassitude and fullness. What is means is: beware of the causes that lead to that, which is eating too much.

The phrase “if one of you feels the urge to yawn, let him suppress it as much as he can” means: let him try to stop it. It does not mean that he will be able to stop it, because what happens cannot be reversed, and it was said that what is meant by “if he feels the urge to yawn” is if he wants to yawn…

This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever read.

Shaky, you're back old friend.

Originally posted by eninn
yawning

Allah dislikes yawning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P7XPGZWqtoQ

Hahahahaha. 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Shaky, you're back old friend.

I've been busy writting a graphic novel. ...back to the drawing board!

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I've been busy writting a graphic novel. ...back to the drawing board!
Does it have nudity in it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSROIe5nESQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqS_lRsWMGE

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Does it have nudity in it?

No. PG 13

Aww 🙁

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNGTYzWe1KA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22tFGT1lnMY

eninn
Everyone knows you are not a Muslim. So stop it!

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Sounds like Allah has too much time on his hands

Since he allegedly created time he can probably have as much or as little as he wants of it.