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Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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i have to for insurance. what the hell is so bad about it. now im all scared. you bastards.
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May 9th, 2003 09:52 PM
GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA)
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Backfire, don't listen to these guys-they haven't even had one done before! I have and trust me there ain't nothing to worry about! I won't get into details because the mods probably wouldn't like me to!
May 9th, 2003 11:11 PM
Tex
Yumsz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Tampa, FL, USA
Its no big whoop. They make you get naked, check your entire skin, grab your balls, make you cough, bend you over and check your spine, blood/urine samples, check your breathing, ears, nose, throat etc. Over in about 15 minutes.
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May 9th, 2003 11:42 PM
GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA)
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Thanks for the graphic description Tex. I was hoping to avoid that being made public knowledge on here. There are several young ladies that come online here every now and then.
May 10th, 2003 12:04 AM
Tex
Yumsz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Tampa, FL, USA
And very mature fine young ladies they are.
I apologize for ever mentioning big dangling jiggling balls
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May 10th, 2003 12:09 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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ok... my physical was just him listening to me breathing, blood pressure, heart beat, weight, and checking my ears and throat. took about 4 minutes.
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May 10th, 2003 01:28 AM
GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA)
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Oh good. You seemed so apprehensive about it. Those things are not much fun are they?
May 10th, 2003 01:44 AM
Tex
Yumsz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Tampa, FL, USA
BF probably failed on all accounts
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May 10th, 2003 05:08 AM
REXXXX
Networking
Gender: Male Location: San Diego
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Luckily, my doc didn't squeeze my balls and make me cough.
My friend had that, and he had a girl doctor...
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May 10th, 2003 05:40 AM
finti
Senior Member
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that is just to see if you balls have droped
May 10th, 2003 07:44 AM
Catch 22
Disinterested
Gender: Unspecified Location: In my Happy Place
They normally do that when you're about 14, doctor checks them that is.
I think that when you're an adult they assume that you will notice if they haven't.
But it's not just to check they have dropped, it's also a way to check for hernia.
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May 10th, 2003 08:11 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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yeah, i heard about the ball grabbing thing and i was like "oh boy i hope i have a girl doctor". of course it doesnt matter cuz they didnt do that to me. and no tex, the doctor said im fine.
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May 10th, 2003 08:38 AM
finti
Senior Member
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quote: My friend had that, and he had a girl doctor
girl doctor? was she 5 years old or someting?
May 10th, 2003 10:35 AM
Dexx
wingless
Gender: Male Location: Bucharest, Romania
back so soon BF?....poodoo...i hope it hurt like hell
May 10th, 2003 10:42 AM
GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA)
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What a bunch of sadists.
May 10th, 2003 11:00 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Physicals can vary, some are quick like BF's but others involve walking on treadmills whilst hooked up to machines etc, depending on what they're for.
All I can think of is that Simpsons episode when Homer is running on the treadmill, whilst Mulder and Scully are bewitched by his "hypnotic jiggling"!
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May 10th, 2003 12:44 PM
yerssot
Senior Member
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"This is a simple test to determine if you speak the truth.
Do you understand?"
-(homer) "Yes"
*machine explodes*
May 10th, 2003 01:05 PM
Dexx
wingless
Gender: Male Location: Bucharest, Romania
May 10th, 2003 01:26 PM
Tex
Yumsz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Tampa, FL, USA
Finit's still waiting.
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May 10th, 2003 03:06 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
*BANG!..............BANG!*
Oh, there go Backfires right now.
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May 10th, 2003 03:40 PM
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