|King Joker|
Your Excellency
Gender: Male Location: Transcendent
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Spawningpool
So I was having sex with my friend right? And then his grandpa opens the door and says something about a peanut butter sandwich and he was just standing there in the door way looking at the end of the room. So my friend whispers to me. "Sometimes he sleep walks" so my friend gets up and walks him back to his room still naked... It was okay though my friend gave me an awesome orgasm
I would've had a heart attack if my friends grandpa walked in on the action... omg
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May 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul
Gender: Female Location: Mo-ningu Sakae
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
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May 21st, 2015 02:09 PM
AbnormalButSane
Screw up
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
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May 21st, 2015 03:11 PM
Quincy
Debaser
Gender: Male Location: Through The Looking Glass
She looks ****ing cool
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May 21st, 2015 03:11 PM
AbnormalButSane
Screw up
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Not in that shit outfit.
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May 21st, 2015 03:21 PM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
That's just awkward all around...
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May 21st, 2015 03:23 PM
|King Joker|
Your Excellency
Gender: Male Location: Transcendent
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
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May 21st, 2015 03:29 PM
Robtard
Senor Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: Captain's Chair, CA
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
Best post in here
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May 21st, 2015 04:38 PM
Spawns
Cheeky Bastard
Gender: Male Location: Foot lettuce
That moment when your English teacher wants to have sex with you...... And he is a guy
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May 22nd, 2015 12:42 PM
|King Joker|
Your Excellency
Gender: Male Location: Transcendent
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Spawningpool
That moment when your English teacher wants to have sex with you...... And he is a guy
wut
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May 22nd, 2015 01:45 PM
rudester
Tommy
Gender: Male Location: United States
I met someone online for Valentine's day and I ran over only seeing one side of the picture... he was disabled and handy and he lived in a small apartment with 10 cats... he was nice so I talked with him and tryed to leave as soon as possible. His neighbour was waiting by the door laughing at me..as I left.
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May 22nd, 2015 03:23 PM
|King Joker|
Your Excellency
Gender: Male Location: Transcendent
quote: (post ) Originally posted by rudester
I met someone online for Valentine's day and I ran over only seeing one side of the picture... he was disabled and handy and he lived in a small apartment with 10 cats... he was nice so I talked with him and tryed to leave as soon as possible. His neighbour was waiting by the door laughing at me..as I left.
How old was he...?
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May 22nd, 2015 03:27 PM
Spawns
Cheeky Bastard
Gender: Male Location: Foot lettuce
quote: (post ) Originally posted by rudester
I met someone online for Valentine's day and I ran over only seeing one side of the picture... he was disabled and handy and he lived in a small apartment with 10 cats... he was nice so I talked with him and tryed to leave as soon as possible. His neighbour was waiting by the door laughing at me..as I left.
HiS name wouldn't happen to be Leonard would it?
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May 22nd, 2015 03:31 PM
walshy
Veteran. Wrestler. Hero
Gender: Unspecified Location: Parts unknown
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Spawningpool
That moment when your English teacher wants to have sex with you...... And he is a guy
contact the police ...unless you're failing english, in which case, i say pursue it.
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May 22nd, 2015 03:51 PM
|King Joker|
Your Excellency
Gender: Male Location: Transcendent
LOL
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May 22nd, 2015 03:52 PM
NewLanceWindu
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male Location: Nevada
Welshy win.
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May 22nd, 2015 04:07 PM
Spawns
Cheeky Bastard
Gender: Male Location: Foot lettuce
quote: (post ) Originally posted by \\W//
contact the police ...unless you're failing english, in which case, i say pursue it.
Don't have children
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May 22nd, 2015 04:11 PM
|King Joker|
Your Excellency
Gender: Male Location: Transcendent
Bump.
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Jun 11th, 2015 01:57 PM
~Bun Bun~
**KMC OG**
Gender: Female Location: In your pants
A few weeks ago my bf and i are going at it and i cum so hard this "hoooooooooo!" noise comes out of me and we start busting out laughing and he says "you really want that train ran on you huh?"
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Jun 11th, 2015 10:08 PM
NewLanceWindu
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male Location: Nevada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
A few weeks ago my bf and i are going at it and i cum so hard this "hoooooooooo!" noise comes out of me and we start busting out laughing and he says "you really want that train ran on you huh?"
I pronounced that "hooooooooooo!" like Hacksaw Jim Duggan in my head.
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Jun 11th, 2015 10:37 PM
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