You got that right! Some times woman can be so annoying, one day there practically putty in your hands and the next day they dont even want you to look at them
Hehe, in regards to the women vs. men ruling the countires across the world.. I just remembered a quote from a movie or series or wherever it was from.. It went something like this: Two female leaders talking about war.
Female1: Why did you invade us??!?
Female2: Oh, I think you know why!!!
We women are a bit more complex in our handling of matters, men are more straight forward.
*sneezes four times, still under the influence of a heavy cold*
If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your arse in a gym.
Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put the bloody thing down.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Anyone can buy condoms.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
Dogs are better than ANY cats.
Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to respond to it.
Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your dad probably is too.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes
Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes, so what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
'Yes', 'No' and 'Mmm' are perfectly acceptable answers.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
Don't fake orgasms. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading them.
The male models with the great bodies you see in magazines are all gay.
If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we rate how pretty you are?
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
Women wearing Wonderbras, low-cut blouses, tight tops, no jackets, chest level logo'd t- shirts etc. etc...., lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
If you want some dessert after a meal - have some. You don't have to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don't say "No, I couldn't/shouldn't/don't want any" and then eat half of mine.
Dieting doesn't work without exercise.
If you're on a diet it doesn't mean my meals should be rabbit food as well. A man's four essential food groups are: white meat, red meat, cold beer and cold beer. Please ensure all meals contain a good balance of the above in good quantities - everything else falls under the category 'garnish'.
Being a man, I wouldn't have to shave my legs everyday, put on eye makeup, make sure my hair looks okay, worry about that time of the month, yada, yada, yada. A man just has to s**t, shower and shave and he's out the door.
On the other hand, I couldn't stand walking around with all that stuff between my legs. That would drive me nuts after five minutes. I'd be walking like a cowboy. (no offense to the Texas crew)
They are automatically far more likely as and when they want to get sex, free lifts, free drinks, complements and have things paid for for them. This of course is a generalisation and is not always the case, just predominantly within the realm of what women have access to.
As to the winners this is still not clear...I'm still happy with being a guy though, I could neither ever contemplate being a woman and sleeping with a man nor being a lesbian simply on the grounds of children. That is not a slur against Lesbians just saying I could never be one...
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No I didn't think you would somehow! But I for one would rather be a little less top heavy thank you very much! They may be aesthetically pleasing to the guys but a bloody nuisance if you ask me. They are just totally in the way! Especially when doing archery! Geez! Now I know why the Amazons used to cut off their right breast! (Or left if left handed!)
Thanks for the gory history lesson, Edna. (please log in to view the image)
I was, can we say, well endowed at an early age and it was very embarrassing. The only girl in 7th grade that was bigger than me was the "fat" girl. Ah, the horrors of youth.
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
Yes Finti. I used to be very good at Archery as a child. We went on camp when we at school. I was utterly useless at all sports and well mocked because of it. You should have seen the look in the boys faces when I picked up the crossbow, and hit bullseye, even with my arm in a cast! They couldn't believe their eyes! Needless to say much of the mockery stopped that day! (Until I reached High school anyway when I stared to do stupid things like hit myself round the back of the head with a javelin)
Anyway I hadn't done any archery for quite a few years and ecided to give it a go about a year back. I loved it but soon realised that no longer being ten years old any more, I had certain assets that made aim extremely difficult, not to mention painful! I was a late developer but have made up for lost time. Ouch!
Yeah always wanted to be an Indian myself ........
"Oh great father of the Iroquois ever since I was young
I've read the writing of the smoke and breast fed
on the sound of drums
I've learned to hurl the tomahawk and ride a painted pony wild
To run the gauntlet of the Sioux, to make a chieftain's daughter mine" -Elton John HOOKAH HEY
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