"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
Gender: Unspecified Location: San Jose CA United States of Murrka
I don't think my girl would want you dude. No offense, you just aint her type...I am. I just checked her pants as well, and youre not there. What a preposterous claim.
Seriously dude, all sarcasm aside, does that 'inflated ego' act get you chicks in your town? I know some girls that would fall all over you, but theyre usually the type that dont have two brain cells to rub together. Most girls I know are totally turned off by your style of...ummm...overconfidence. Just curious.
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"Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?"
well...I can tell you about stupid thing i did ON the car....As a kid, my freinds and I would climb our parents' cars all the time.We loved 'slinding' down the windscreen and off the bonnet!And I loved jumping on the roof...ah that must've cause some nasty dents!
Gender: Male Location: somewhere far far away from you
not to ressurect dead threads...but as for that ticket i got on pg 1 (ticket in July) i got the charges dismissed yesterday at trial, the officer who ticketed me didnt show up...6 month suspension and $1500 fine waived!
I masturbated in the parking lot of my cousins apartment building on a dare to masterbate in a car outside, got $US69(thats funny) for it, and a nice little fun in a car by myself, i hold the record on the funniest place ever masturbated in