i can see them both drinking milk...nothing more....maybe egg nog...
I actually think Captain America would see Superman and go, "Damn, I'm not that goody goody, I at least scratch my balls, drink non-alcoholic beer, and jerk-off to she-hulk pictures!!"
Superman's boyscoutism>Cap'n's boyscoutism
In a fight, have mercy!! Superman could "decapitate' Capn with one blow, of course he wouldn't but he could...
Is this fight a joke?
first of all they wouldn't fight
second of all, supes would overwhelm him in 20 seconds.
third of all, caps punches are too weak.
he is suppose to be a MA,but he never focuses his energy or speed to increase his punching power, he just punches with his muscles,which makes his punches 1/10 the power they could be.
If he did this , he could nail supes with a few good shots at well over 2 tons of force to his face. This would at least hurt supes alittle if he were caught off guard, but once he catches on he could stand there and take cap's hardest punches til he breaks his arms and then, he'd just thump him with a fraction of his strength and cap is history.
Sorry folks but this one goes to Captain America!
Why? I'll tell you why.....
Captain America is AMERICAN!
Superman is NOT an American.
Superman was not born here so he is an ILLEGAL immigrant.
Superman has no GREEN CARD!
Captain America would just round up his friends at Immigration and the Border Patrol and give him a good beating,then deport him to France!
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