second had smoke is a joke...i dont even smoke and i know that....yea smokers mouths smells like ass but that can be fixed with gum..people who do cocaine are crazy and cracked out...good luck fixing that with gum
Dance and Trance music
Drinking with friends
Anime
Having to get up in the middle of a cold night cuz you gotta pee
Having someone flush the toilet while youre in the shower
Walking in the rain (I actually love this)
Weird people on public transport
Monkeys
Carpet burn!
Phone calls in the middle of the night (more fun when its freezing cold, and its a salesman named Ashkahamal from India that speaks very little english)
My neighbour who for some weird reason is afraid of me
Poping ballons behind unsuspecting people
Sticky cinema floors
Stepping in dog poo
Having a bug fly up your nose
spilling hot coffee on your crotch at McDonalds (seen it happen to someone)
Going in to a KFC Drivethrough and accidentally ordering a tub of elephant fat.....accidentally
Imitating the monkeys at the zoo
Throwing things of multi story buildings
Throwing heavy things off multi story buildings
Throwing things AT people off multi story buildings
Being arrested fro throwing things off multi story buildings
Ps. some of the above never appened to me, and some did.