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NAUGHTY 'Star Wars' lines
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Stealth
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Registered: Apr 2005
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Originally posted by mephistodesigns
.....prunes.....
Prune flavored Pepsi.... It's beautiful....


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Bespin Bart
Buggy

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Everywhere


 

You amateurs, you are supposed to replace words with pants!

"I feel a disturbance in the Pants..."


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Jazzman_78
Jedi

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: St. Marys, Ohio United States


 

Ok, OK, I give in...

"The Force will be with you, always, in your pants."
Obi-Wan Kenobi, ANH

oh, geez...


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NoFate007
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"Its rough and coarse...and it gets everywhere...in my pants."
"You might even say, Jedi are encouraged to love, in your pants."
"Are you an angel? They live in your pants, I think."
"I'd much rather dream about Padme, in my pants."

"This weapon is your life" - funny enough as it is.
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The New History
Just leave me alone ok

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Humble Texas


 

Anakin: "Your just the way I remember you in my pants"

Anakin: "What have I done in my pants!"

Yoda: "Only two their are in my pants, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice."

Anakin: "This is where the fun begins in my pants."


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Grand-Moff-Gav
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may the farce be with you


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Naredhel
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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Wiltshire, England


 

You're overlooking the entire "I have felt him dialogue" - much better when you add it all:

Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I felt him"
Emperor: "Strange that I have not"


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Grand-Moff-Gav
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ahhhhhh the emperor is pregnent


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SpyCspider
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hunchy
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Washington, U.S.


 

Yeah, this really doesn't belong in the Star Wars Episode 3 forum.
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DeadStar
Adulterated Violence

Registered: Feb 2005
Location: United Kingdom


 

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LandoSpeeder2


Yoda: "Only two their are in my pants, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice."



haha n1


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LinixCobra
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Registered: Mar 2005
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"You sucking big doo-doo this time"


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The New History
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Originally posted by El_NINO
"You sucking big doo-doo this time"
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing


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@stroFan
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Registered: Jul 2004
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"A jedi can feel the force flowing through his pants."


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LinixCobra
Hablo Espanol

Registered: Mar 2005
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"You sucking big doo-doo in your pants this time"


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LinixCobra
Hablo Espanol

Registered: Mar 2005
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"I WONT JOIN YOU IN YOUR PANTS" - ESB: Luke


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lucasfilm
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: inside your MOM


 

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Naredhel
You're overlooking the entire "I have felt him dialogue" - much better when you add it all:

Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I felt him"
Emperor: "Strange that I have not"


NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! i was just thinking about that one...


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GreatJediKnight
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"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi" Darth Maul Happy Dance bunny
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Jazzman_78
Jedi

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: St. Marys, Ohio United States


 

Ummm...Yoda: Do not underestimate the Emperor in your pants.

And another one we all overlooked!

I have a bad feeling about this in my pants!


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LinixCobra
Hablo Espanol

Registered: Mar 2005
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"Its somewhere else more elusive in your pants" - TPM: Obi Wan


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