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LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?
 Gender: Female Location: In Suburbia |
"I have this premature ejaculation problem......"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:32 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"I am gay" (Date opposite sex)
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:33 AM |
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LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?
 Gender: Female Location: In Suburbia |
"Can we just skip to the sex?"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:34 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"I have a camel toe excuse me a moment"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:34 AM |
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Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
 Gender: Female Location: Location, Location |
"how do you feel about swinger parties?"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:36 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"how do you like it from the front or from behind?"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:39 AM |
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Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
 Gender: Female Location: Location, Location |
"yeh I've slept with my dog.. who hasn't!?"

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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:46 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"You know that dude who got his penis chopped off......well that was me"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:47 AM |
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LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?
 Gender: Female Location: In Suburbia |
"I'm a eunich."
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:48 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"This one time at band camp.....well you know the rest"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:49 AM |
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EsteemedLeader
Restricted
 Gender: Male Location: My dark stone palace... Account Restricted |
Girl :"Sorry, I have to adjust my boxers. I'm swinging around everywhere...you didn't hear that"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:49 AM |
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LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?
 Gender: Female Location: In Suburbia |
HECK YES!
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:50 AM |
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LittleGilraen
it's dara, capisce?
 Gender: Female Location: In Suburbia |
"I tried cutting my boobs off once..."
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:50 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
omg I would die if a girl said that.
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:51 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"The voice in my head told me your a dike. Is that true?"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 02:52 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"I have AIDS"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 03:03 AM |
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Sgt. Hairy
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Setting: In a restaurant with food already ordered and on the table.
"I'll go use the restroom. I just have to apply my ointment medication."
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Oct 2nd, 2005 03:04 AM |
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EsteemedLeader
Restricted
 Gender: Male Location: My dark stone palace... Account Restricted |
"My family has a long history of in-breeding."
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Oct 2nd, 2005 03:04 AM |
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The Red
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana |
"I haven't wacked off in 5 mins" "Be right back"
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Oct 2nd, 2005 03:05 AM |
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EsteemedLeader
Restricted
 Gender: Male Location: My dark stone palace... Account Restricted |

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