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What NOT to say on first dates
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LittleGilraen
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Zatch
"This one time at band camp.....well you know the rest"

laughing HECK YES!

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Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Girl :"Sorry, I have to adjust my boxers. I'm swinging around everywhere...you didn't hear that"
omg I would die if a girl said that.


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"I haven't wacked off in 5 mins" "Be right back"


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