My fave was in M vs. C, when one of Spideys Win Quotes after he defeats his opponents and he jumps back and takes a picture of his defeated enemy and him sayin' "One for O.J."
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Okay fror USM when he fist fights GG he goes to change He says
"This can't be how captin America does it."
Or (this is if you klnow who they are from the game) in the begining of vol 4 when he's fighting the high rollers he says:
"Do you guys know I fight actual guys with actual metal morphing arms. I'm A class baby."
Classic.
This wasnt one of spideys lines but he has just been thrown out of a car and Deadpool hijacked it they are driving and Deadpool asks this guy "Is this saturday night" Guy:No why DP:Just reminded me of a scifi channel original movie night. Man this is gonna be one big giant mondo spider.
(pic shows the car stuck in a giant web across the bridge)
here was another
DP: Gil Kane shot totally cool! Ok so when i got bitten by a radioactive spider all i got was a rash on my inner thigh like you wouldnt believe that doesnt mean i cant do some fancy moves too!
Spiderman: Fancy? You got thighs like a tree you move like a groundhog you got no lean mean grooves!
Chicks dont dig you and kids dont wear Deadpool underoos!
DP:Ive had like 3 action figures of me already and i heard they were gonna do a plush and some T-shirts to so..so there!
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Okay, here's the quote I was talking about earlier.
Spidey has this guy hanging from his fingertips and legs on webs between an alley. Spidey's sitting on his shoulder blades.
Spidey: "Let me get this straight. You ACCIDENTALLY (emphasis mine) had a knife up to that dear little old lady's throat because she was going to buy it and couldn't read the brand name. Sounds convincing so far. Well, now I'm wondering, MR. GINSU, what kind of deal can you CUT me, get it?"
Guy: "I tell you man, she came up to me first. Regular customer, ya know?"
Spidey: "Of knives. I doubt it."
Guy "S-sure man, she's the wife of the local butcher. They were recently robbed and-- could you move a little to the left, thanks-- Anyways, they was robbed and needed to replace some--uh-- equipment, man."
Spidey: "Listen up, MAN! Just between you and me, this lie is getting WAY out of hand. I've wasted enough time on your two bit excuses. All I'm after is a simple confession. So here're your options. Either you tell me the truth, or, when an hour passes-- these webs will dissolve-- At which time, you will find yourself swimming face first in garbage. I HIGHLY recommend you decide quickly. 'Cause according to my watch, your time is just about--"
Guy: "Honestly, I didn't--" Panel shows guy falling into trash at bottom of alley.
Spidey: "--Up-- Or should I say down? Perfect! Almost an hour to the second. Filth has just met filth. I have to admit, that was a pretty good belly flop. A quick call to the authorities and my business is done here."
[A call later]
Spidey: "And they say the fun has gone out of superheroing. Just when I think I've been in this business too long, I'm rejuvenated by a new burst of creativity. My new motto is 'If you can't scare 'em into an honest life, then antagonize 'em while they're down.' I like it."
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lol
In The Spiderman 2 video game, when Spidey falls in the water, he comes out and says, "Greeeeat. Nothing better than a soaking-wet costume. Iuck." And he also says, "Oh. Nothing better than a little New York water to clear out the sinuses."
I thought those were both pretty funny.
I thought it was funny when spidey was gonna take out these two gang members and he sees hears madam webs voice in his head and he takes them out by accident and the victim asks if spidey actually meant to do that and spidey goes into how his costume pants once split and then gets interrupted by Madam Web.
What???? Oh, i love that Spidey 2 game... so many more jokes tyhan in the movie. i love it where he bursts into a gang hideout and goes:
"Yeah, I'm making my way through college selling grit!"
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Spider-Man " See, thing is I'd love to hang out and continue this fascinating dialogue..."
Crook "LEMMEGO LEMMEGO"
Spidey " Exactly you big ol' smart guys with your big city ways and your fancy talk, but I'm almost late for work. So this is going to be... quick. Which would you prefer: to be unconscious or insulted?"
Crook " I...I
Spidey "Pick 1"
Crook "I...I
Spidey "good choice
Crook is then seen hanging upside down in a webnet with the word loser written underneath
Crook " what the #$%@ are you looking at?!"
Spider-man "Am I dead?...because if im dead...then who or what is the I thats askingthe question?...And if I'm dead why does my nose itch?...And whats weirder I can't find my nose anymore. Okay this is seriosly starting to creep me out
Dr Strange " BE......SILENT
Spidey" Doc? Doc is that..."
Dr Strange " BY THE VAPOURS OS THE VISHANTI DOES IT TAKE A COURT ORDER TO GET A LITTLE SILENCE AROUND HERE?!"
Spidey" Yep, its you all right"
Doc Strange " One word... just one more word and when we return to our dimension you will do so in the form of a toad"
Captain America " Agent Hill this is Steve Rogers CAptain America do you have access to my sheild file?"
Agent Hill "Yes"
Cap" Then you can verify that I have full champion license"
Hill " I didnt know that"
Spidey " Oh no I'm not joining the chamions"
Cap " It means that I have the authority to assemble any team I see fit to go on any mission I see fit"
Spidey "Yeah? I have clones"
Spide-man "yep were naked"
Spider-woman" they couldnt leave our underwear?!"
Spider-man " I wasnt wearing any"
SW " why?"
Spidey "I chafe"
SW " I want off the team"
Falcon " she dosnt have that in her blood"
Fury " actuly she does she is magnetos daughter, and before she was an avenger she was a mutant terroist, she was a premier member of the brootherhood"
Spidey" and she married a robot"
Total silence from like 20 super heroes
spidey "no offence, I mean he was is the vision is a robot...If i was dating a robot youd all be talking about me behind my bak
Falcon " the visons not a robot he was as real as any of--"
Spidey " he told me he was a robot"
Falcon " Android"
Spidey " Hey I like him I was just saying ...
Falcon " what are you even doing here
Spidey " I was helping with the aliens a second ago..."
Spider-man " whats that spider sense? ranger bob is pinned under a tree something to do with the closet good boy lassie now to... no I have to say it Iv waited my whole life to say this...You see inspector? I was right THE BUTLER DID IT!... I am so 9 years old"
Spider-man " Mindless ones?... We're being attacked by hockey fans"
Thing " hey I like hockey"
Spidey " and this disprooves my point how?"
Spidey " heavier than i thought...Cmon pete its just like what you told MJ after we ate that 3 day old polyensian food out of the fridge what goes down has to come up!"
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Feb 13th, 2006 08:36 PM
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lol
In The Spiderman 2 video game, when Spidey falls in the water, he comes out and says, "Greeeeat. Nothing better than a soaking-wet costume. Iuck." And he also says, "Oh. Nothing better than a little New York water to clear out the sinuses." 
