I was shocked to learn that skank Christina Aguilera adores my Björk!!
In her MTV diary she used Björk phrases and she was even listening to Björk while she was recording her new album!
How wrong is that?!?!
She may be a no good skank, but she's got good taste
ARRRGH Too many! hmm where to start: Alanis Morisette, Tori AMos, Artful Dodger, Ash, Bauhaus, Bjork, David Bowie Bloodhound Gang, Eagles, Eurythmics, Garbage, L7, No DOubt, PjHarvey, Placebo, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Skunk Anansie, Smashing Pumpkins, Space, Teaches of Peaches, oh and loads more, too much good music!
The Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen, has been made-over by Ben Elton. And now the cast of Star Wars have gotten in on the act...
...and if you really need to know how the tune to Bohemian Rhapsody goes, then get back into the womb, 'cos you ain't ready to come out yet...
LANDO:
This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin!
An escape from Reality.
LEIA:
Open your eyes
Stand up to those guys and seeee…
LUKE:
I’m just a farmboy
I need a little sympathy
Cuz who’s my dad, I dunno?
Little whine
Little moan.
HAN:
Anywhere the Force goes…
…doesn’t really matter, to me…
ADMIRAL PIETT:
Vader
Just killed a man.
Raised his arm up in the air
Now his life's no longer there.
Vader
We had just begunnnnn
And now I’ve gone and lost the rebel fleeeeet!
Vader!
Ooo-ooo-oooo
Didn’t mean to make you mad
But if I’m not alive again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on.
As if I'd never, ever happened
YODA:
Too late, come has my time
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time.
LUKE:
Goodbye
Everybody
I’ve just got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
PIETT:
Vader!
oo-ooo-oooo
I don’t wanttttt to die
I sometimes wish
I’d never been promoted
At alllll...
LUKE:
I see a little silhouetto of a man!
Palpatine! Palpatine!
Can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning
Very very hurting
Me!
R2-D2!
(R2-D2)
R2-D2!
(R2-D2)
R2-D2 Where’d ya go?
C-3PO-O-O-O-O-OH!
I’m just a farmboy, nobody loves me
(He’s just a farmboy, with a dead family)
Spare me this life of mediocrity!
HAN:
Spice’ll come, spice’ll go. Jabba let me go!
JABBA:
Bo-shuda!
(NO! We will not let you go)
HAN:
Let meee goooo!
JABBA:
Bo shuda!
(We will not let you go)
HAN:
Let me go!
JABBA:
Bo shuda!
(We will not let you go)
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: No no no no NO NO NO!!
LEIA:
C-3PO…
…has a rebel put aside
…for meee…
…for meeee…
…for MEEEEE!
(Stormtroopers start headbanging)
LUKE:
So you say you’re the dear old, old father of mine?
But you cut my off my hand and you left me to di-eee-eeee!
O-ohhhh
Vaderrrr
Can’t do this to me, Vader!
I know there’s some good
I know there’s some good left in you.
OBIWAN:
May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.
HAN:
Anywhere the Force goes…doesn’t really mat-ter
…to meeeeeeee…
My music tastes are very broad...from Metallica to Elton John. I also like Frank Sinatra, Led Zeppelin, The Tempations, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Dropkick Murhpys, Mephiskapeheles, Tool...and that's not even the half of it.
Not to mention instrumental music...like Irish folk music and classical stuff like Beethoven.
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