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I remember once I was drunk and thought I had unzipped my fly, but I hadn't, and......

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:49 PM

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I remember once I was drunk and thought I had unzipped my fly, but I hadn't, and......

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:51 PM

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Once I had food poisoning, so to feel better, my dad suggested I take a warm bath. I fell asleep in the tub, woke up, and the water was no longer clear. sick

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:53 PM

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Once I had food poisoning, so to feel better, my dad suggested I take a warm bath. I fell asleep in the tub, woke up, and the water was no longer clear.

ewwww, gross!

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:54 PM

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ewwwwww, John, you are like a seasoned pro with these things

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****, RJ, you should have been potty trained by the age of 2.

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I think he's just lazy...

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Originally posted by Selphie
ewwwwww, John, you are like a seasoned pro with these things

They were all while drunk or under the influence, what can I say? roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:59 PM

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I think he's just lazy...

Well DURH I never denied that

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Jul 13th, 2008 09:00 PM

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yeah, the black caulk......I thought it was a cockroach......

I know.

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Jul 13th, 2008 09:32 PM

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I know.

And you know how I feel about them.

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Jul 13th, 2008 09:33 PM

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One day I got really drunk and had to go to the toilet where after I did my job, hopefully inside the potty, I found out that there was no toilet paper around. Then I had trouble puting my pants on again. I dropped the key from the keyhole, I bent down to pick it up and banged my head on the doorknob. When I managed to take the key I couldn't put it back inside the keyhole.

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Rogue Jedi
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How did you wipe?

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Jul 13th, 2008 09:43 PM

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There's a difference between Opinion and Spite.

yes there is happy

and that was clearly an opinion.

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There's a difference between Opinion and Spite.

LOL SPITE

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yes there is and that was clearly an opinion.

Sure, why not........you done?

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Jul 13th, 2008 09:45 PM

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How did you wipe?

Believe me, I cant remember! I guess I didn't roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Believe me, I cant remember! I guess I didn't

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