Hidan and Kakuzu vs Sasori and Deidara

Started by The Big Man5 pages

Originally posted by Q99
Yea, really. We know chakra and such goes down with age, and Takigakure is a minor village at that.

Conversely, the 3rd Kazekage was the strongest Sand kage ever.

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On the list of names, I'll point out that Sai and Sakura did literally nothing in the fight, Yamato did almost nothing (half of a combo jutsu), and Ino and Choji still had gas in the tank (though weren't much use in the fight so far).

Really, it was mostly Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Naruto vs the zombie duo, with Choji and Ino helping doing some stalling.

With major help from Kakuzu. Don't forget that Asuma did slice off Hidan's head and if it wasn't for Kakuzu reattaching it, that'd pretty much be the end of it.

Deidara beat Gaara flat-out without any aid, and not even a super huge loadout of explosives.


Gaara only lost that fight because he had to protect sunagakure

Also poisoning kakuzu is almost impossible since his body is just a large mass of threads

Also shikmaru tried to blow hidan to bits but it didnt work,so hidan's only weakness is having his limbs cut off and since hidan is fast enough to keep kakashi on the deffencive so I think he can doge the 3rd kazekage

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
One scratch is all it will take for Sasori to kill Kakuzu and he is skilled enough for that. And Hidan really has no chance against Deidara.

Kakuzu CANT get scratched because he has iron skin and his internal body is just a mass threads with no flesh

Originally posted by The Big Man
Gaara only lost that fight because he had to protect sunagakure

Also poisoning kakuzu is almost impossible since his body is just a large mass of threads

Also shikmaru tried to blow hidan to bits but it didnt work,so hidan's only weakness is having his limbs cut off and since hidan is fast enough to keep kakashi on the deffencive so I think he can doge the 3rd kazekage

Which means he still lost. And remember, Deidara hadn't even used C4. Which would have killed Gaara.

I'd actually wager that Iron Sand would wreck whatever defenses he had. And Kakuzu visibly has blood, which is really all Sasori needs for him to have.

Are you reading the same manga as me?

Hidan was visibly very ****ed up by his attack. He was out of the match, regardless of whether he was dead or not. A single explosion is all Deidara needs to use in order to knock him out.

Mind you, C4 could kill both of them at once. So yeah, that is the best choice.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Which means he still lost. And remember, Deidara hadn't even used C4. Which would have killed Gaara.

I'd actually wager that Iron Sand would wreck whatever defenses he had. And Kakuzu visibly has blood, which is really all Sasori needs for him to have.

Are you reading the same manga as me?

Hidan was visibly very ****ed up by his attack. He was out of the match, regardless of whether he was dead or not. A single explosion is all Deidara needs to use in order to knock him out.

Mind you, C4 could kill both of them at once. So yeah, that is the best choice.


Oh sorry about that. the thing is ,i only only watch anime and in the anime they only showed hidan's head being separated so i presumed that the explosion only detroyed the threads holding hidan's head to his body

either way deidara will be too busy being chased by kakuzu's lightning heart to worry about hidan.
and about the blood thing, Kakuzu only has blood in his hearts the rest of him is tentacles. and i think it's going to be hard for sasori to hit 5 independently moving targets accurately in the heart.And his 100 puppet jutsu is useless.kakuzu can just burn them with a Fire+Air attack

Deidara can use one explosion, heart is gone.

And considering Kakuzu's weakness is his hearts, Sasori shouldn't have much trouble. 3rd Kazekage being better than most/all of the masks.

Keep in mind, Hidan is worthless here. A single bomb from Deidara(and he is skilled enough for it) and Hidan is down. Team 1 is basically fighting 1 vs 2, that is how outmatched Hidan is.

Well, Sasori does have blood, in the chest were the heart is supposed to be. Hidan can get to it and then goodbye Sasori.

Hidan will be blown to bits/buried under Iron Sand/dismembered before he can get to Sasori.

Kakuzu traps Sasori with his threads, while the hearts retain Deidara and Hidan takes Sasori blood, then all against Deidara and its over.

Kakuzu will need time to separate from his hearts and he isn't going to be trapping Sasori with ease. Sasori is the strongest character in the thread. Course, Deidara could just C4 them both to Hell.

Kakuzu can separate from his hearts quickly, Kakuzu sends his threads underground while Hidan distratcts Sasori enough time to get him with the threads.

I'd wager it takes longer for Kakuzu to separate his hearts than it does for Deidara and Sasori to bring out their stuff.

Mind you, Sasori isn't going to just stand there with a stupid look on his face. He can summon the 3rd Kazekage puppet, let it do it's big AoE attack, and if it so much as scratches either of them there down for the count.

But Sasori wouldn't know Kakuzu's itentions and would concentrate in Hidan.

1. Sasori isn't stupid.

2. Hidan is lol. And Kakuzu tends to vary.

3. Sasori's AoE attack will hit both. Not that dodging is out of the question I suppose. Both are faster than Sakura, though probably not as skilled at dodging since that was her forte. In any event, C4 will end it if Sasori's poison doesn't.

If Deidara uses C4 he will kill Sasori too.

Sasori does not breathe.

But he has openings, where the little bombs could easily enter.

I guess the head would get blown up. But the rest of him is safe.

And what if the bombs destroy first his left side, destroying his ''heart'', there are a lot of probabilities.

I really don't see how Hidan and kakauzu could possibly win this fight. Hidan has no long range attacks that I can think of which already put his team at a disadvantage. Both Sasori and Deidara have great long range techniques that can end a battle before kakazu and definitely before Hidan could get close enough to do damage.