Can God laugh?

If god doesn't think this is funny, then he's lame...

that is funny.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
If god doesn't think this is funny, then he's lame...

That's terrible, but it is funny. 😂

God created the act of sex, so I'm pretty sure that if he wanted to he could be laughing 24/7. There is nothing so silly-looking as the beast with two backs.

At face value, I'm confused as to how God creating sex implies that he can laugh.

However, the below the surface implications of that statement arouse me substantially. Life is so confusing.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
However, the below the surface implications of that statement arouse me substantially. Life is so confusing.

Care to "extrapolate"?

maybe he laughs like the cat in alice in wonderland?

Sure he laughs, probably at people who always make plans about everything.

If I were God, I'd totally troll people who make solid plans.

God laughs when he hears something funny, but not when there are disturbing contents.

I don't know who could be so funny as to make God laugh. This planet earth is pretty boring, and not even I laugh sometimes.

God has the best sense of humor! He's the best prankster and trickster. what other god made a book(bible)full of contradictions,errancies and plot holes than expects the more than 100 reasonable confused religious denominations to follow the one true path lol. And to make it epicly lulzers after you die wasting your life in what seem like the rightious path, god will still send you to hell regardless of your commitment,community service,donation and following a good life as best as possibly can , you will still go to hell for breaking 1 rule from the plothole book or something trivial like not praying correctly,being a jew or not beating your slaves near death,as long as they're not made blind, to show you love them lolwut and to add insult to injury either a coldblooded killer will get to heaven so long as he chooses correctly lol even a bum has more preferance by defult getting into heaven...even though god hate lazy slouches 🤨 truly god has a great sense of humor just ask satan whose a murderer even though god killed more and nearly wipe the earth clean during lol.

Can God take a poop? I bet he could if he really wanted to... or had a need to. I bet he'd take that poop right on top of some anti-gay/lesbian fundamentalist preacher's head. It would be a righteous poop.

wtf...lol woe woe woe hold on their peech...for one more woe. U are a millionaire

Okay, I know that may have seemed a bit random, lol... but here's what inspired it (a post by God on Facebook that I thought was hilarious)...

The winner of SMITE TUESDAY is North Carolina Pastor Charles L. Worley. Have you heard about this guy? Have you seen this rotten sack of pig filth?

This 'man' calls himself a representative of God. Yet he calls for the genocide of all gay people in the United States. He is an evil piece of excrement and I SHALL SMITE HIM!

I'm going to send protestors at him! And thousands of angry letters! And he's gonna get glitter-bombed so hard! And then I'll bring down the worst smite of all! THE IRS!

They will give him a thorough and deep auditing and find him guilty of tax evasion and fraud. Then he'll be sent to federal ass-pounding prison and get pounded in the ass on the regular.

Unfortunately, he'll soon realize he prefers getting pounded in the ass. So in 5 years when he dies (from AIDS) and goes to Hell to burn for eternity, I'm going to make sure he never gets any more of that sweet, sweet gay lovin' again. HAHA! SMITE!

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Maybe god can be amused but it depends on what you think god is. Offended? No, something like that could not be .... just thought I'd throw offended in there. lol

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Maybe god can be amused but it depends on what you think god is. Offended? No, something like that could not be .... just thought I'd throw offended in there. lol

So, are you just trying to offend god to see if it has a sense of humor?

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the world round and laughed and laughed and laughed..."

Originally posted by Arhael
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the world round and laughed and laughed and laughed..."

Yep, true story 👆

yeah

We should just close all the "can God do this" because of the omnipotence clause, or at least thin it out to a God in a certain religion.

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Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
At face value, I'm confused as to how God creating sex implies that he can laugh.

However, the below the surface implications of that statement arouse me substantially. Life is so confusing.