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McClane wasn't chloroformed in his first appearance

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Yeah, McClane didn't have his wife and daughter kidnapped by terrorists who wanted to frame him for assassinating a history-changing presidential candidate and plunge the country into irrevocably apocalyptic chaos. He was busy struggling to stop some bumbling vault robbers who wanted to steal some loser tycoon's piggy bank. Such comparable circumstances indeed yep indeed diddly yep diddly doo too too

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"stuhp hizzelf fom bein kloflomed,"??? McClame was begging for Aspirins like a CRYBABY while Jack literally OVERCAME HEROIN WITHDRAWAL in ONE. PHUCKING. DAY. [SPOILER - highlight to read]: and that's on top of Jack doing INTERNATIONAL counterterrorist missions to stop an APOCALYPTIC pandemic. ON. THAT. VERY. SAME. PHUCKING. DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....
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McClane wouldn't have become addicted to heroine in the first place, he's no druggie. If anything, the heroine would have become addicted to McClane.

Apparently he's addicted to aspirin and pancake syrup, and Simon Gruber is his pimpdaddysupplier. How much of Simon's SLUSH SYRUP does McLame engorge himself, Rob? HOW MUCH SYRUP??????????????????

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Zero.

^the PERFECT number to describe McLame's level of counterterrorist competence. Glad we were able to settle this once and for all Rob

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