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Ratcat
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Ya know, I could even be bothered.
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Apr 20th, 2001 01:12 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
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You? RC the stoic? Nah, doubt that.
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Apr 20th, 2001 01:26 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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A two meter womp rat is gonna have some pretty big poodoo, RC. Maybe you better reduce. 
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Apr 20th, 2001 01:26 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
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I'll bring something to stuff it all in there. 
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Apr 20th, 2001 01:33 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
The super-size q tip ?
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Apr 20th, 2001 01:36 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Yes, with special springs to increase pushing power.
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Apr 20th, 2001 01:47 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Well it will give new meaning to "s**t for brains".
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Apr 20th, 2001 06:18 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Oh, this one has to be stopped RIGHT now... only queeq's re-virginisation was worse...
More for the censored-for-Edna list...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 20th, 2001 08:11 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Now Ush, I want you to take a moment and think about how really boring it would be without me and queeq here. REALLY think about it. You wouldn't even be reading this right now cause I wouldn't be here typing it. It would just be a BIG EMPTY SPACE. 
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Apr 20th, 2001 08:23 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
And, like, this reply of mine would make NO sense at all...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 20th, 2001 08:32 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
If there were no chaos or mayhem, there would be UNBALANCE. So you see, true believers, even spidey's heart can be broken. Hmmmm...that didn't quite come out right. 
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Apr 20th, 2001 08:35 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
ALL hearts can be broken, I think...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 20th, 2001 08:43 PM |
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Ratcat
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Gender: Unspecified
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Yep, that they can...
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Apr 20th, 2001 09:31 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
I hear ya, buddy...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 20th, 2001 09:36 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
I dont get it. Why are you trying to censor everything?
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Apr 20th, 2001 11:21 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Heck she;s caught on. See what you;ve done, guys?
Basically, ever since a discussion about Natalie Portman's... naughty bits and Queeq's milk-based re-virginisation treatment (which RC suggested you needed, the cad!), I vowed to try and keep you away from some of the coarser elements of the threads... sort of a protecting thing, you know... like my job...
I know you probably don't NEED protecting from this but I still felt obliged to... so I was gently encouraging them to tone it down, to no avail...
All part of the vast soap opera...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 20th, 2001 11:26 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Hey I dont need you protecting my innocence thank you very much!
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Apr 20th, 2001 11:32 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
You've got to undertsnad how this works... I KNOW you don't, but I still have to do it...
Have you reallymissed all this? I was doing it at the last place as well. I'm sure you would have flipped at the milk thing...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Apr 20th, 2001 11:36 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Yep! It seems I have missed an awful lot! Shame! I would have found it quite amusing!
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Apr 20th, 2001 11:45 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
It IS a shame, Everyone was missing you so much... I can re-print the milk thing if you like.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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