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chucktaylor
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Location: Xavier's School for Higher Learning |
Top ten reasons why Boromir died:
1) He wanted to finaly take that shield of his back
2) His deep love in Aragorn would be chrished after he is kissed
3) He didn't want to see Faramir's ugly face again
4) No one wanted to blow his "Horn of Gondor"
5) He forgot his glasses in Rivendell and didn't see Lurtz shooting him
6) He wanted to eliminate once and for all his unshampooed, wet hair
7) He never realized aragorn would steal his garments
8) He never got to sleep in the boats because Merry and Pippin wouldn't row it
9) He knew he wouldn't have a chance against Sam in competition for Frodo
10) He wasn't able to persuade Frodo to put his "ring" in his "finger".
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~*~pinkypie~*~
Miss Depp to be
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Location: ~*~Rivendell or tortuga~*~ |
ha ha 
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Apr 1st, 2005 01:36 PM |
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Smodden
Keyblade Chosen
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Location: The Darkness |
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http://www.twitter.com/joshgassett
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
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Location: Hiding |
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Apr 1st, 2005 04:31 PM |
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chucktaylor
Syndicate Scout
Gender: Male
Location: Xavier's School for Higher Learning |
Top Ten Secrets of the peoples of middle-earth:
1) Sauron: What the Ring's elvish inscription really says...
2) Denethor: that he fancies cute little curly-haired halflings
3) Legolas: All the hair-care products inside his quiver
4) Witch-King: That Eowyn denied his date invitation and dumped him...
5) Sam: That he was the one who pokes Frodo's inner thigh when they sleep...
6) Frodo: that he likes it when Sam pokes his inner thigh at night...
7) Gollum: (Do you know you go thin when you masturbate?)
8) Elrond: His secret powers behind his enormous forehead...
9) Gandalf: What really revived him...(remember the scene?...."I felt life in me again! Ugh!")
10) Boromir: the multiple times he asked Merry & Pippin to blow his "Horn of Gondor"...
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
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Location: With You |
A fun way to diet 
That could win the Nobel Prize.
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Im Back 
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