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How deep is your love how deep is your love. We really need to learn
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Kalima
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Originally posted by Because I can
no, i'll rephrase that it you want

the only penetration you'll get is from my shoe.

Oh gay foot fetish. you like footsie too much

Aug 28th, 2008 12:56 PM

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Because I can
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you like yourself too much

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Aug 28th, 2008 12:57 PM

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Kalima
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because there is satisfaction guarantee. Thats how deep is my love

Aug 28th, 2008 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Because I can
no, i'll rephrase that it you want

the only penetration you'll get is from my shoe.

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Aug 28th, 2008 03:17 PM

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Davehead
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Would you marry yourself? shifty

or me?

Aug 29th, 2008 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Scythe
The Jedi life is fictional

Take it back. Now.

And the average human penis is generally considered to be 5.1-5.9 inches long worldwide, so 6 inches is very slightly above average. But width is more important than length anyway.

And I know all this cause I looked it up, cause I am incredibly insecure.

But anyway, the OP says that his penis is 6 inches, and as we know, subtract what internet posters say their size is by 4, so his real size is 2 inches.

ROFL.

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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Take it back. Now.

And the average human penis is generally considered to be 5.1-5.9 inches long worldwide, so 6 inches is very slightly above average. But width is more important than length anyway.

And I know all this cause I looked it up, cause I am incredibly insecure.

But anyway, the OP says that his penis is 6 inches, and as we know, subtract what internet posters say their size is by 4, so his real size is 2 inches.

ROFL.

Wow, I'm impressed about your hope of penis girth.

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NemeBro
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Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Wow, I'm impressed about your hope of penis girth.

...What?

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Aug 29th, 2008 01:45 AM

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...What?

Nothing... tiny. It's no "biggy."

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Aug 29th, 2008 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Nothing... tiny. It's no "biggy."

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Aug 29th, 2008 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Tightly.

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Aug 29th, 2008 01:53 AM

NemeBro
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Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Tightly.

Now out of totally random curiosity, I must inquire whether you are male or female, and demand pics to prove it, over PM if need be, and preferably nekkid.

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Aug 29th, 2008 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Take it back. Now.

And the average human penis is generally considered to be 5.1-5.9 inches long worldwide, so 6 inches is very slightly above average. But width is more important than length anyway.

And I know all this cause I looked it up, cause I am incredibly insecure.

But anyway, the OP says that his penis is 6 inches, and as we know, subtract what internet posters say their size is by 4, so his real size is 2 inches.

ROFL.

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Aug 29th, 2008 04:46 AM

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Strangelove
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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Now out of totally random curiosity, I must inquire whether you are male or female, and demand pics to prove it, over PM if need be, and preferably nekkid.

Under the KMC Gender Identity Inquisition Act of 2005, I second the motion and demand pics as well.

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Mywi
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Originally posted by Strangelove
most definitely not short.

not big enough for me to like.

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Originally posted by Kalima
95% of men are gonna fall "short" of your expectation because most (95%) are along the range of 5 to 8.

2.5% of men are cursed with 4 inches and below.

the other 2.5% of men are the what i call blessed guys

im not bragging about the length. Im bragging about the Satisfaction Guaranteed Waranty tag attached to my shaft.

and thats how deep is my love

whered you get those statistics? erm