The Goat and The Junkie

That is f*cking awesome. I've never known of anyone who could keep up with four-person groups that well...

I feel accomplished, f*ck you nay-saying fortune cookies!

The squirrels! They've returned for my nuts, just as the leprechauns are after me Lucky Charms!

You have rodents after your nuts?! Uh oh!

And midgets after my charms... It is such a bloody awful evening...

Ahahahahaha! It's like you visited my local desert town.

I very well may have... Were there trees made of Cheddar in the forest a few miles out?

Not unless the drugs got to ya.

Damn, they're bad for that.

Haha, that's what the filthy hobos of Barstow say.

I wonder if you might know, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
I wonder if you might know, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

I have no clue, only things I know are how to make an ostrich sing "Hello my baby" when you tickle its genitals.

Interesting... I thought that was only an urban legend...

Babeh, I'm an urban legend, teeheez

I wish I was teh urban legendz...

Someday, I'll make you one...

Spoiler:
Might've sounded gay...

That would be... awesome!

Spoiler:
Yeh, just a little... and I don't think I helped it any...

Thanks God for spoiler tags.

I agree. Now they'll never know what we were saying...

Not in a million years.