Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

Started by Tattoos N Scars4,466 pages

Out of the two, I'd say hot weather.

Would you masturbate in front of your parents for a billion dollars?

Yus.

A janitor or a pornstar, which would you rather be?

I'd rather plow hot teens for money than unclog toilets.

Favorite Subway Sub?

Originally posted by Astner
I'd rather plow hot teens for money than unclog toilets.

Favorite Subway Sub?

lol, c'mon mate, you'd be a gay-for-pay kinda porn star

I guess Steak and Cheese

SQ

Spicy Italian.

Would you let a disgusting homeless person take a shit on your chest for $1 million?

No.
Offer is too low + risk of acquiring disease too high.

Do you want a cream pie?

I'd love a cream pie. Perhaps a banana one.

What's your favourite type of baked good?

Potato probably.

SQ

I don't like baked foods.

How tall are you?

6'6'' or 2 metres

SQ

5'10" or 1.78 meters

What is your weight/mass?

Around 90 kg.

Who is your favourite Wu-Tang member?

Not a fan.

Favorite EDM DJ?

When it comes down to it, I guess it's Paul Kalkbrenner.

SQ

That's a very tough call. There are so many. Since it is specific to "DJ", that narrows it down a bit but many of them can be considered DJs if they have ever done a live concert (and not just played a song they've already made). The list is stupid long, still. Basically, any electronic music you can dance to can be considered EDM. Here is a list (not necessarily my favorite artists, but they have at least 1 song that I really like (makes my top 1000 list):

Boyz Noize
Deadmau5
Paul Oakenfold
Flux Pavillion
Skrillex (don't hate: he's probably the best at his niche)
Bassnectar
Benga
Noisia
Squarepusher
Chase & Status
Power Pill
Showtek
Fatboy Slim
DJ? Acucrack

Honorable mention is:
Beats Antique

They mix real instruments with electronic...really nice trio. Love them.

Could you share some of your favorite songs from this stuff we are talking about, via YouTube, SoundCloud, or Spotify?

I'm also a fan of Dance music. I think I can share some via YouTube.

Some DJs/EDM musicians I listen to are Clams Casino, Armin Van Buuren, Aly & Fila, Sabrepulse, E-type, The Glitch Mob..

Do you dance like crazy or mimic lipsyncing to music when you're alone?

Mimic lipsyncing

Do you fart in front of friends and family?

Depends on who exactly.

SQ

Originally posted by dadudemon

Skrillex (don't hate: he's probably the best at his niche)

Yes, but when that niche is ****ing horrible, it's not worth much being the best at it. Even then Datsik or Borgore are way better at the brostep/bass music thing. If you would consider Skrillex dubstep (which he's not), there are literally hundreds of djs/producers out there that are better than him. Skream, Benga or Rusko are among the best.

Originally posted by Slay
Yes, but when that niche is ****ing horrible,

That's your opinion and I strongly disagree with it.

Originally posted by Slay
...it's not worth much being the best at it.

Based on your previous opinion, this would be a sound conclusion.

Originally posted by Slay
Even then Datsik or Borgore are way better at the brostep/bass music thing.

Skrillex has largely been Dubstep.

Originally posted by Slay
If you would consider Skrillex dubstep (which he's not),

Incorrect. His music is mostly Dubstep. Like, literally, Dubstep.

😐

It looks like he is, recently, making a shift in his brand, though:

http://www.vanderbilthustler.com/life/music/article_55934fde-b2dd-11e3-85b6-001a4bcf6878.html

Originally posted by Slay
there are literally hundreds of djs/producers out there that are better than him.

By argumentum ad populum, you're also incorrect. By awards, you're also incorrect. Why is this lost on you? Are you being a dirty hipster? It seems like it.

Originally posted by Slay
Skream, Benga or Rusko are among the best.

I have Benga listed. My taste in music is so varied that singling out one of my Dubstep choices seems rather odd. I tried to keep my list narrowed down to just something that would qualify for DJ'd music from EDM (meaning, the artists needed to DJ, live, in front of an audience...toured...but not just played pre-written music). Based on what most EDM artists are doing, most qualify as a "DJ": the sample and mix quite a bit of music.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Do you fart in front of friends and family?

All the time. And in front of coworkers. It is generally considered rude. But, I find it rude to socially pressure people into not farting. It is uncomfortable to hold in your farts. My comfort matters more than arbitrary and silly social norms. So I fart. And I do not give people trouble when they fart. I fart everywhere.

It seems uncouth but it really isn't.

What is the last thing you assembled or built (furniture, house, car, etc.)?

Lego figure.

Are you a juice guy (prefers liquids to sold foods)?