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Yoda V's The Hulk
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Newjak
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"Judge me by my size do you and as you should not"
Yoda has the force and could move Hulklike nothing as it is basically telekensis and he has moved things heavier before.
His lightsabre just as Adamantium can pierce Hulk's skin so could Yoda's weapon.
Yoda is faster and with the Force can see every move the Hulk tries and dodge it.
Yoda is no pushover.


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Originally posted by newjak86
Yoda is no pushover.

Neither is Hulk. And Hulk has faced much much more dangerous enemies than Yoda (almost on a daily basis). Can we say the same about Yoda ?


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Okay, if the whole Hulk does not turn back to normal when not angery thing does not apply.. Then Yoda MAY have to actually care about this fight. But hardly..

The guy was able to make an X-Wing float from out of a bog hole man. I'd say the X-Wing weighs somewhere in the faccinity of four metric tons.. Hulk probably weighs around 600lbs. I'm roughly estimating here, but he's about 1/9th the weight of the X-Wing fighter jet. So Yoda could keep Hulk from even touching him. I think even a brainless twit like The Hulk knows to give up when he countinualy charges at Yoda but Yoda telekeniticaly pushes him intosomething several miles away.

And if that doesn't work, Yoda could use The Force to put Hulk to sleep, or better yet, do what Dr. Strange did and make him believe he's already won.

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Psychics in the MU (who are alot more powerful than anyone in Star Wars) cant handle the Hulk most of the time - although Yoda is tough...he is not tough enough to take out the Hulk.


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Maybe... but you assume that Yoda will attack first, and Hulk will just stand there.

What if... Hulks jumps at Yoda ? Don't forget Hulk is also very fast, and Yoda can not survive any blow, kick or punch of Hulk. Hulk also can do his famous thunderclap - with those big ears of his, Yoda will surely feel it. Or he can just blow him away.


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They wont fight. Yoda is green and Hulk too. So Hulk would think Yoda is his Grandffather. Yoda would think the same. So they live together in peace and harmony.


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They wont fight. Yoda is green and Hulk too. So Hulk would think Yoda is his Grandffather. Yoda would think the same. So they live together in peace and harmony.

Right on.

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Which Yoda is it? Movie (Canon) one, or EU (Expanded Universe) one? if it's Canon one, spelljamer has a point. If it's Clone Wars (EU) one, Hulk......doesn't........stand.........a.........chance.

If you've watched the Clone Wars, especially, the last few episodes....you'll know what i mean.

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Yoda can manipulate the hulk back to banner,
manipulate the hulk to fight himself,
stab him with the lightsaber when hulk charges him(hulk's own momentum would cause the lightsaber to stab through him.)
Yoda could even force choke him with his own energy.
If hulk gets within grabbin' distance of him, its gameover for the little man.
Draw, for now.

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Yoda can manipulate the hulk back to banner,
manipulate the hulk to fight himself,
stab him with the lightsaber when hulk charges him(hulk's own momentum would cause the lightsaber to stab through him.)
Yoda could even force choke him with his own energy.
If hulk gets within grabbin' distance of him, its gameover for the little man.
Draw, for now.


Dude, don't mean to offend you, but that post made less sense than a gerbil on crack cocaine sad

How can Yoda manipulate the hulk back to banner?
He's never "made" someone fight themselves.
Hulk would get stabbed, Yoda would be trampled. Hulk regenerates, Yoda is fertilizer.
force choke might work, only i haven't seen Yoda actually force choke. And whether he'd be strong enough to contain Hulk's rage is unknown.....seen how he bursts out of IW's bubbles?

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Hulk will like little green guy so much he wont feel rage.

Yoda uses superior speed and decapitates Hulk.

In the end it can be only one greanster in the universe.

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Hulk will like little green guy so much he wont feel rage.

Yoda uses superior speed and decapitates Hulk.

In the end it can be only one greanster in the universe.


laughing it's the way you said the last sentence......laughing

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Man this thread is so calm and Relaxing..ooo smile

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Ha...I think Yoda would be a calming influence on the Hulk. He'd have Hulk sucking his thumb. That's a nice boy.


laughing laughing Happy Dance Happy Dance hahahahaahah this thread's hilarious but seriously.....yoda'd take em' confused








































pfffhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha NO WAY!!

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Let's see... Yoda's how old? 600? 900? I forget. He's had alot more experience, than the Hulk. [All assumptions, based on Lucas's Universe]
so "Neither is Hulk. And Hulk has faced much much more dangerous enemies than Yoda (almost on a daily basis). Can we say the same about Yoda ?" is right out the window.
Yoda uses the Force. He's taught thousands of Jedi, and is a grandmaster in it's use. Size doesn't matter to him. [Although, in the last few movies, it looked like he had some difficulty moving larger objects. Left him worn out.]
Force use, includes Speed, Jump, etc etc... If he needs to, he can make himself alot faster than the Hulk. Strength is nothing compared to speed. {Though, if he got that ONE hit in.. it'd be HULK SMASH!}
Ahh.. And the LightSaber.. Put it this way..
This thing would cut through Adamantium like butter.
It's a molecule-thick energy arc. Not only does it slice, and dice.. But it cauterizes as well. [Cept for the very first movie, for some reason. There's supposed to be no blood.]
So if Hulk, say.. Got his finger lopped off.. He'd have to break the burnt flesh in order to get it to re-grow.
All of this combined, if Yoda felt it necessary to put Hulk down, means you got a pile of pissed off green meat, charred in a few choice spots.


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Yoda wins even without fighting.


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Originally posted by BstrdMan
Let's see... Yoda's how old? 600? 900? I forget. He's had alot more experience, than the Hulk. [All assumptions, based on Lucas's Universe]
so "Neither is Hulk. And Hulk has faced much much more dangerous enemies than Yoda (almost on a daily basis). Can we say the same about Yoda ?" is right out the window.
Yoda uses the Force. He's taught thousands of Jedi, and is a grandmaster in it's use. Size doesn't matter to him. [Although, in the last few movies, it looked like he had some difficulty moving larger objects. Left him worn out.]
Force use, includes Speed, Jump, etc etc... If he needs to, he can make himself alot faster than the Hulk. Strength is nothing compared to speed. {Though, if he got that ONE hit in.. it'd be HULK SMASH!}
Ahh.. And the LightSaber.. Put it this way..
This thing would cut through Adamantium like butter.
It's a molecule-thick energy arc. Not only does it slice, and dice.. But it cauterizes as well. [Cept for the very first movie, for some reason. There's supposed to be no blood.]
So if Hulk, say.. Got his finger lopped off.. He'd have to break the burnt flesh in order to get it to re-grow.
All of this combined, if Yoda felt it necessary to put Hulk down, means you got a pile of pissed off green meat, charred in a few choice spots.


Depends on what version of Yoda we're talking about though.....We talking about Ep. 2 "jump around" Yoda? or Ep. 3 "Jump like a maniac instead of getting close" Yoda? or Dagobah Yoda who's 5 minutes away from kickin the ol' bucket from natural causes? sad

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Originally posted by BstrdMan
Let's see... Yoda's how old? 600? 900? I forget. He's had alot more experience, than the Hulk. [All assumptions, based on Lucas's Universe]
so "Neither is Hulk. And Hulk has faced much much more dangerous enemies than Yoda (almost on a daily basis). Can we say the same about Yoda ?" is right out the window.

Okay. Care to give me some names of these ultra powerful and dangerous enemies Yoda has faced and beaten ? Don't bother giving me less than 50 names.
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And the LightSaber.. Put it this way..
This thing would cut through Adamantium like butter.

First of all, that's what you say. You have no way to prove it.

Second, being stabbed by a lightsabre would only make Hulk more angry and thus stronger.

Third, Hulks healing factor surpasses that of Wolverine... he has been wounded before, and much worse than a freaking lightsabre.

Fourth, Hulk has a much greater range than Yoda. If Yoda with his little arms can come close enough to hurt Hulk (try to hurt Hulk), he's in for some pain...


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Okay. Care to give me some names of these ultra powerful and dangerous enemies Yoda has faced and beaten ? Don't bother giving me less than 50 names.

First of all, that's what you say. You have no way to prove it.

Second, being stabbed by a lightsabre would only make Hulk more angry and thus stronger.

Third, Hulks healing factor surpasses that of Wolverine... he has been wounded before, and much worse than a freaking lightsabre.

Fourth, Hulk has a much greater range than Yoda. If Yoda with his little arms can come close enough to hurt Hulk (try to hurt Hulk), he's in for some pain... [/B]


Agreed. Which is why i'd like to know which yoda we're talking about. If we're talking about CW Yoda, then Hulk MIGHT lose, simply by being KO'd.

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