Spider-Man had noticed that the symbiote had taken Brock over at that point. Notice how you never see Eddie Brock in those comics. It's all the symbiote speaking, not Eddie. Also, I don't remember Eddie trying to kill any innocents in that comic either.
I'm kinda not suprised. Spidey did say that he could tell that the symbiote was in control at that point. One of the reasons I want Eddie to come back is so he can have the symbiote again, and tame it, rather than letting it get the best of him. Eddie as a tortured hero is the best, to be honest. Anyway, back to good Spidey lines.
I agree I think the symbiote talking stuff is a load o crap and the carnage symbiote seems to make casady seem sane as he has rational thinking it takes the personality away from the characters lol, anyway yeah back to spidey lines I may find some more when im bored
Franklin richards walks in the room wearing a spider-man hat
Franklin "its ok second place is nothing to be ashamed of"
(Torch looks at hat and storms off)
Franklin "How was hat uncle Ben?...I thought unca johnny was gonna blow his stack"
Thing "Always Tommorrow"
And now for Spidey lines.
Spidey "Hey mr popularity long time no heckle...whats the emergency?shouldn't you be out kissing hands and shaking babies? Thos animal shelters wont burn down themselfs you know."
Torch "Shut up I need some ad...advuhhhh"
Spidey "Advice?"
Torch "Advice"
Spidey "From me?"
Torch "I know but your the go to guy in this particular area"
Spidey " I told you before I don't know anything about macrame"
Torch " Its not about..."
Spidey " Every1 thinks because of the webs I must be a hot shot at weaving andknitting and all that, but thats a false assumption"
Torch "ITS NOT AB..."
Spidey "Now needlepoint..."
Torch "ARE YOU STILL BABBLING?! Listen this is killing me to turn to you of all people but I have an honest question"
Spidey "Wow ok, hit me"
Torch " How do you do it?"
Spidey "...do what?"
Torch "Don't mock me! I'm new to this, youv had years of experience at it, how do you get out of bed in the morning?"
Spidey "What are you talking about?"
Torch "Come on the public has hated you for years! Tell me how you get through the day as a complete looser!"
Spidey "...........How did you live this long?"
Torch "I don't follow"
Spidey "Thats the advice you wanted!!!!? Aakkk"
Torch "I thought youd be flatterd a guy like me coming to a guy like you"
Spidey "KKAAAGH"
Torch (turns around) "Then again maybe I'm overstating it maybe im not the pariah I think"
Spidey (Moves in to strangle Torch) " Gloves leave...no fingure prints"
Spidey "THE HUMAN TORCH!!!!!!!!"
Torch " Keep it down"
Spidey "MR JOHNNY STORM!!!"
Torch "Low proile"
Spidey "OF THE FAN-TASTIC 4...The Human torch in the sizzilig flesh ladies and gentlmen If I'm lieing I'm dieing...Don't bve bashful step right up...Guess his weight win a prize, win an autograph, secon prize two autograph's"
Spidey "Not to break up the party sparky but we're in some kinda danger. My spider sense is a - jangling...Everytone backaway for your own saftey and and from the Human torch who hates ponies!!"
Torch "You had to take a shot"
Spidey "I so wanted to resist"
Torch "Its ok guys the torch and his assistant have you well in hand"
Spidey "Assistant!?"
(Torch is hit by a wave of water from hydroman)
Spidey "oooooo instant karma....Torchie a glurg little help here"
Torch "Can't do it spidey, I'm trapped"
Spidey " What the &%#@! do you mean TRAPPED? GET OUTTA THE POOL"
Torch "I...I can't...I...I...I HAVE NO PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!...did I just say that outloud?"
Spidey "Oh for the love of a mike"
Torch "This is the worst day ever"
Spidey "Not if your Michael Jackson now number two on the list of nightmare babysitters, Eve he knows better than to scream I have no pants...Hold still I'll fix you up"
(Spidey Makes torch some webbing underwear)
Spidey "Its from my spring collection"
Torch "Your a dead man"
Reporter " ...where a brawl has broken out between the human torch and hydroman, I'm told the torch arrived at the park to terrorize young children and that he may be naked"
Thing "And to think I wuz saving this tape for the game, this is much better...Best o Johnny volume 32"
Spidey "The drain he's getting away"
Torch "Of all the places to hide, we have to find him"
Spidey "This is the closest building to the water lines. I'll take the right you take the left"
(Torch flys into the ladies still naked)
Women "AGGGGHHHH PERVERT"
Torch "Spidey you did that on purpose!"
Spidey "Who me?"
Torch "Quick take this"
Spidey "Things trench coat? Hey good plan you keep hydroman busy...I'll make a hammock!"
Yep but I'v got 2 weeks off looking after my dogs...there isnt alot to do around here when al your friends are at school, and your broke, so...I get spider-man quotes...don't judge me
I like the one from one of the graphic novels where he switches bodies with wolverine. At the end hes like,
"You know why everyone hates you? Its not because your mutants, its because your a bunch of @@@$@!#!@!##@@#!!! and basically cusses them out. I think its funny.
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HA! yeah and after he does that colossus turns to cyclops and says "Why am I a ##$@%? I was just standing here."
After crashing through Dr. Stranges roof into his study "This is not my beautiful house! this is not my beautiful wife!"
Ultimate spidey #12-After battling electro in the security basement of fisk tower he is confronted by Kingpin who has been threatining him and had him beaten a few isues earlier. Spidey says
"I promised myself that if I ever had a moment face to face with you again that I would tell you all kind of things and I was afraid I was going to forget them..."(it seems like he's gonna say some pretty serious stuff about how crime doesn't pay or to stay away form him and his family)
** Spidey pulls out some pieces of notebook paper
"YOU ARE SO FAT THAT WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF MARSHMALLOW FLUFF COMES OUT"
"nothing?"
"YOU ARE SO FAT THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICTURE WAS TAKEN FROM A HELICOPTER"
"no? how bout this one"
"YOU ARE SO FAT THAT WHEN YOU GET ON A SCALE IT READS: ONE AT A TIME"
*proceeds to web kingpin to the wall and escape with damning evidence against kingpin.
Spidey surprises kingpin with a newspaper while Kingpin is eating dinner.
"I like the gossip colums, it always tells you where all the famous fat people eat, and here you are...eating for two as usual."
Kingpin tries to scare Spidey by saying he is going to find out who he is.."and when I do, I am going to come over to your house and.."
(SPidey) "are you hitting on me?"
**webs kingpins feet to the floor and swings away.
You mean Ultimate Spiderman? cause thats the only place I know where he switched bodies with wolverine. i loved that whole comic.
Peter was almost gunned down by the police and wolverine had to go to school for him.
Also, a line(one that Spidergirl changed a little but was still good)
Spiderman:
When life gives you lemons, squirt it in somebodys eyes and run like hell.
There was also when he was reading of cards to king pin in Ultimate Spiderman.
Spiderman: Your right. You don't know me. You don't know why I'm doing this. And I promised myself, that if I ever had a moment face to face with you again... that I would tell you. There are all kinds of things I wanted to say to you and I was afraid I was going to forget to say them... and I really wanted to tell you these things because these things are really important to me. Ok... here goes...
Spiderman: You are so fat, when you cut yourself shaving, marshmellow fluff comes out.
Kingpin: .........
Spiderman: No? Ok, how about this one. You are so fat, that your highschool yearbook photo was taken from a helicopter.
Kingpin: ......!!!!!
Spiderman: Ohh, tough room. Ok, how about-- you are so fat that when you get on a scale it says: one at a time.
Kingpin: AAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!! You son of a--!
*kingpin pounces at him*
Spiderman: Wait-- Wait-- How about this one... You bellybutton makes an echo. If you where a truck, you would have a wide load sign. When you back up, you can hear a beeping sound.
*kingpin punches by spidey flips over and onto a wall*
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