Shouldn't he have dissapeared?

It's a kiddie movie where the kiddie's should shut up and be quiet so that everyone else can enjoy the movie

...kids would have a problem with that. 😛

That can all be sorted with me and a low grade beaver traquilizer

Beaver tranquiliser... ?????????

Yes

Where's the fun in that?

Well what would you use?

smoke the place with a sleeping agent so you can enjoy it with silence.

The smoke may make the screen a little...hard to see

Details.

about what?

...rent the whole place only for yourself?

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
...rent the whole place only for yourself?

That'd cost more than my ticket by..well...alot

go Vader on them!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. The ushers can rip it off when they come by to do the sweeping.

...tie them to the chairs too, to lessen the standing up and going from one end of the cinema to another.

When I went to see spiderman 3 there was a kid dressed in a black spiderman costume crawling all up the stairs and he was loud as well

Did ya shoot him?

If I'd had a gun....

...horrible.