Hate to kick the legs out from under you mr. Wicker.
However, Yoda would not be trampled by hulk charging him cause hulk would not touch him if he sticks the lightsaber straight out and hulk runs onto it.
Hulk would instantly feel a lightsaber go through his body into his internal organs.
Oh, and how did my sentence not make sense oh great master of the furniture arts?
Yoda has the power to manipulate feeble minded (and some strong-minded people), Hulk is feeble-minded, very feeble minded and so suseptible to being brain-washed by master yoda.
Therefore, why couldn't yoda make him fight himself.
I'm still waitin' for your answer.
"Enlighten me with your knowledge oh great one, so that I may become like wicker."
If Yoda sticks the lightsaber straight out, Hulk runs straight into it.....sure......now....there's two things:
1. The saber cuts and burns....cauterises the place of the cut. Its no thicker than say 3 inches.....but specialists in SW would know this better. Hulk's regeneration is incredible. Do you really think simply getting something stuck in him will stop an enraged Hulk? Cause i sure don't.
2. inertia. At the speed the Hulk might be going, i truly doubt sticking a lightsaber out (just like that) would stop the advancing behemoth.
it didn't make sense, because you were making it seem oh so easy when it obviously wouldn't be oh so easy.
Yoda can as any Jedi affect the weak-minded.
1. It is a telepathic attack. Although i don't have any scanned evidence, i'm sure i've seen Hulk get attacked with powerful telepathic attacks before and not change back to Bruce banner. If you like, i'll ask around in the Hulk forum for some scans.
2. It affects weak-minded people. That's another way of saying it works on people with low will power. And hulk has plenty of will power. Now...you could argue that that actually means it's low level telepathy, but that would not only hurt your argument, but be wrong.
So.....i don't see Yoda making Hulk fight himself any time soon.
The other points made in the previous post have been answered in my reply to it.
Aww......wait.....was......was that an attempt at sarcasm? wait....it...it was wasn't it? Oh......that's sad
I like your persistance , but I'm afraid that
You got it wrong.
Weak-minded didn't mean weak-willed, it meant "stupid" or "low-intelligence".
So considering yoda is likely to use his mind control technique he could use it on hulk before hulk really got mad.
It could work.
You disputing that is like saying an armor-piercing round can't penetrate a playind card made of paper.
Oh, and Yes I am aware of hulk's insane healing factor, but he would still pause and be hurt by a ****in' light-saber goin' into his vital organs like his heart or lung.
"Hulk...can't..can't breathe...what you...did..did. to Hulk?"
"My light-saber you took and did it to yourself, young Hulk."
Ahh.. If only I could. But, Yoda's background hasn't been completely written. We only got Lucas to work with.. While Hulk has had a multitude of writers.
As for proof? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber
A lightsaber can cut through virtually anything (blast doors and enemies alike) except another lightsaber blade (because of the other force field) and other energy fields of sufficent power (such as the reactor shields seen in Episode I).
There's more listed there.
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Jedi are incredibly overrated, when in fact they're at best low-level metahhumans. VERY low-level. Their mental tricks only work on the weak-minded anyway, but in forums you suddenly see them with psychic powers on par with Charles Xavier ... rofl
No but seriously, this is a stupid fight. Yoda has less than no chance against Hulk. One-hundred Yodas all working in concert might ... MIGHT ... be able to stop Hulk before he became too strong to stop.
Maybe.
A better fight for Yoda would be someone like say Deathstroke, who nevertheless would also own his green butt after a fairly prolonged battle.
__________________ "he could......if he needed too....hed juss make up lies about how one was talkin smack bout the other and then they would fight, and after they foughtit out....he would suck the other weakened one into a blackhole." - King KAN explaining how Batman could defeat Thanos and Galactus
The only way it'd get stuck is if it was the handle or if it was being held there by the force. . . there's no logical way other than that for a saber to stick in something it peirced. . .
Most are equipeed with a deadman switch. . . unless the button is held down, it will turn off right away.
The ones that aren't. . . how would hulks body hold the energy blade?
This is of course assuming they can cut him in the first place.
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Aug 30th, 2005 07:35 PM
By Barker
