Telling him:...SuperShadow is your father....
Um...lemme think, I'll first cut off his friggin' ears,slash his belly so his entrails fall to the floor,then cut his tongue, poke both eyes out, and finally decapitate him...
Anyways, I would take two hot pokers to his eyes, causing them to explode. Then, I would cut him limb to limb, set him on fire and throw what's left of him at anyone who likes him.
Seriously.
__________________ "Why do I feel as though we have picked up another pathetic lifeform?"
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: I'm not giving my name to a machine
I'd tell him everybody thought his speaking parts were annoying and nobody likes him then push him out of the door of a train leaving him in at a station in the middle of no where with no money. Because sometimes psychological damage is better.
__________________ Originally posted by -Pr- a great big penis.
I would probably take a ice pick and stab him in the ears with it. Then stick his body in a wood chopper. Then light the peices on fire and feed the burned crips parts to some gold fish. The Perfect Crime?!
__________________ "Your all Worthless, All of you. Allowing your Emotions To Go Unnoticed... I should kill your mothers infront of you just so i could see a Jedi cry." -- Darth Teeron, Before slaying a Jedi Master.
Use a tazer to shock his nuts, skin him, until u see his muscles, and inner body systems, pour 1000 termites on him. Nail his vocal cords onto a plaster of wood so he doesnt make any screeching noices. And finally throw him the sea in kamino tied to a wooden pole. Thas my ultimate torture
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When the darkness comes, keep an eye on the light no matter how far away it seems.
I'd let him live the rest of his live on Naboo after telling him Anakin his falling was his fault and so was Padmé's dead. You guys are to primitive... Murder is nothing compared to destroy everything somebody has.
I would cut his limbs off, put him near lava, have him burn, and put him in Vader's suit. That'd be funny. Our favorite all time bad guy be the most annoying character ever.
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HEIL BARON VON RICHTHOFEN! HEIL THE LUFTWAFFE!
Registered: May 2005
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
I'd destroy the gungans and naboo and everything else he loves, then convince him it's all his fault then slowly torture him while keeping him alive which would be punishment enough.
__________________ The whole world trembles in fear before my awesome unholy army of garden gnomes soon we will rule the world and from there...home depot!!!
How would you kill Jar Jar Binks?
Jul 9th, 2005 12:56 AM
http://darthglentract.tripod.com/index.html Go Jawa's!!
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