B. Hmm let's see last time I got robed I called the police and guess what ? I got my stuff back and the punk got his dumb ass thrown into jail.
Which is more then likely where you'll end up if your so adamant to try this 'Vigilantism'
Black belt from 4 ? BAH.
I got me a platinum belt in whoopass , i was training in the womb. Internal organs FEARED my mad Skillzorz !!!1111 My mothers organs are so afraid of me when i step into the room she vomits everywhere
One of my classmates in high school was boxing for awhile and on one of the training came a new guy who was a rookie but he was twice the size of my classmate got my pal got 1 hit and he was done for it.
That's because you are a punk 16 year old with some delusions of grandeur. You're no ninja. You aren't batman. It's very unlikely that you're even learning true ninjitsu. Fact is, you probably attend a McDojo and want to become a vigilante so that girl in your third period class will like you.
I hate, HATE internet acronyms, but all that seems to surface in my mind right now is GTFO.
You would be surprised at how easy taking 3 people at once is when you know what your doing with a knife. Guns make people cocky, and 9/10 muggers (at least where I am from) either keep the safety on and chambers empty, or dont keep their guns loaded at all. Most people are too scared to pull the trigger on someone anyway. If were talking blunt instruments all you have to do is get really close and they cant hurt you with them. If they have knives, your probably going to be stabbed in the gut a few times, but while your in the hospital, they are in the morgue with a slashed jugular or pierced wind pipe. This all assumes the people you are fighting are idiots (which most criminals who are not psycopathic are) and dont have anything except experience to fight by.
As for this guy, dont become a vigilante. Its not as lucrative or rewarding an occupation as it seems. And bullets hurt, even rubber ones.
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*shakes head* Most experienced criminals HAVE been in a street scrap once or twice. Many people would just as soon slit your throat as look at you - they don't give a shit. They are quite literally willing to kill you if thats what it takes to get that next crack fix. Chambers unloaded? Right.
How many times do you hear about people being KILLED for twenty bucks? Every god damned day.
Meh. And I was referring more to unarmed fighting as far as taking more than two people simultaneously. With two people, you can (try) to keep one opponent between yourself and the other. With three or more, you aren't gonna be fast enough to keep up (unless you're spiderman), until one of them gets their hands on you while youre busy with that guy's friend.
Then they proceed to get you to the ground and shit stomp you. No matter if you're an average joe, or mr. super ninja here.
Ive had a gun pulled on me 3 times. Twice by white guys, once by a black guy. The only one who had any ammo on them was the black guy, and it wasnt in the gun. Maybe the muggers in my area are just violently retarded.
I agree with you on the unarmed part, which is why I said a knife.
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Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.
Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.
Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.
After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.
First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.
Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.
Good luck, I'm on my 3rd year of vigilantism and I'm still alive and fine. Don't listen to the other geeky losers on this board, they dont have the balls to do what you and I choose to do.
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Nov 15th, 2006 07:23 PM
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