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monkeyspoon
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 judge my story
here. read this and tell me what you think.
The Boy and his Monkey
This is the story of a lost boy in a lost world with a sore head and real cat problem. No, really. He has a big issue with cats. For some reason whenever he sees a cat he has this irresistible urge to profusely yell at it until it takes fright and runs off. Anyway he is a lost boy in a lost world and his pet hamster just died. Now the boy has to have a funeral for his hamster and be lost in a lost world all in one day. Well let me tell you it’s no mean feat. I once had to eat a big meal and trapeze on the same day and that was hard. Well this boy was riding his bike to the cinema where his father worked on the day before his hamster died and he came across an object lying in the grass. He took a closer look and saw that it was like a small gerbil but made of wood and smelling like a piece of carrot cake. The boy picked up the wooden gerbil and put it in his jacket pocket. When he arrived at the cinema the boy locked his bike beside the back exit and went round the front to enter the front doors. His father was waiting for him by the ticket booth.
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shangheid
Bored
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Location: Winchester, VA |
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Jan 3rd, 2005 02:43 AM |
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monkeyspoon
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: banana tree |
you like it? ummm do you want to read some more or is it too boring?
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Jan 3rd, 2005 02:46 AM |
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shangheid
Bored
Gender: Male
Location: Winchester, VA |
shure ill read more
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Jan 3rd, 2005 03:08 AM |
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Kostabot
Item 9
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Location: The Apex of the Vortex |
Very nice, i bet Edgar Allen Poe is singing in the heavens. 
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Jan 3rd, 2005 10:21 AM |
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Clavis
HOT
 Gender: Female
Location: in the middle of nowhere |
howbout yeah 
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Jan 3rd, 2005 11:44 AM |
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Jackie Malfoy
Jacks
 Gender: Female
Location: grounded |
Good!I like your story alot.Keep on writting!JM
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Jan 3rd, 2005 05:01 PM |
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monkeyspoon
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: banana tree |
okay heres another one. Completely off the top of my head.
The elf sat there amusing himself with a rubix cube when the headmaster walked in. "Let me ask you a question, Mr. Elf. If I was to accidentally enlarge a snail to the size of a coconut during lessons should I get punished?"
Mr. Elf replied anxiously, "What has happened now, Professor?"
The Professor sat down in his favourite chair by the fire and pulled out an instrument that looked vaguely like a toaster but wasn't.
The object started to glow and emitted an image to float in front of the professors face. "I took this picture when I saw what had happened."
said the Professor. The image was of a small boy staring at a snail the size of a coconut and looking highly worried.
" Do you know what this means, Professor?" said the Elf.
The professor put the instrument away and stared at the Elf amazed.
"What does this mean, little Elf?"he said. "Is he possessed?"
"Nothing like that," said the Elf. "He is just powerful, that's all. The professor ran from the room to find the boy who was the cause of all of this trouble and the Elf went back to playing with his Rubix cube.
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Jan 3rd, 2005 09:58 PM |
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loly
Cora's psychiatrist
 Gender: Female
Location: on the psychedelic side |
ooohies,i like these stories,they be cool
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Jan 3rd, 2005 10:04 PM |
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monkeyspoon
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: banana tree |
Okay another one. This one is from my book of stories.
One day there was a man who was old and decrepid. All of a sudden he blew up. No one knows why, he just did. The strange thing was, his eyeballs survived and left off to begin a life of their own. This is the story of an eyeballs life. It starts with a house on a beach front. Standing at the door one inch high, was an eyeball. It was staring out at the dark silent water. The eyeball realized it should be in bed but it couldn't sleep. Its brither was coming to visit and it was too excited. The eyeballs name was Iecin Seiyu and his brothers name was Ike Arnt. Iekin was contemplating having something to eat when he saw the mosty unusual thing. Sitting in the middle of the sand directly in front of his house was a dog. The dog came running towards him but he couldn't do anything. Iecin tried to roll but the floor was too straight. Then the dog was on him. All he could see was red and teeth. He felt a sharp pain in the retina. Then he felt nothing. He was gone and dead. If he was lucky, he might be reincarnated into a chipmunk. Then he could tell his brother what happened. The problem was, his brither had been squashed and burst on a road by a car tyre.
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Jan 3rd, 2005 10:24 PM |
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JLred
Awesome Member
 Gender: Male
Location: tx |
 These stories are good!!!tell more
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Jan 3rd, 2005 10:49 PM |
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dave123
Funny Boy
 Gender: Female
Location: Cactusland? |
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