Vinny’s Ultimate KMC Thread of stuff and other things
Vinny’s Ultimate KMC Thread of stuff and other things.
Yes, it is possible and it is being done here today for you. It is going to have everything I can think of in it.
As some of you didn’t know, I left KMC for about a week and a day or something like that due to idiocy and some other reasons. But I have returned to you all with this thread which will have lots of strange things in it that don’t tie together at all. But yeah hopefully some things will change and ETC and if you don’t like this thread then please post telling me you don’t, because I will just read it, laugh, then look at some porn and not care about your post.
Anyhow, I heard Mist left, and yeah that sucks in all. He’ll be back within the month or so to come I figure. But that’s my view on it.
NOW! To start with my thread…..
We will start it off with some TV Show intros I have found. I am going to pair them with people in the forum…
The TV Show Intro KMC Pair-Mo-Bob Machine
First of all, I’d like to say that these are just what I think of when I see your name or something, I don’t know. If you don’t like it, refer to what I said a few lines up. Also, We will start with the KMC forums TV Intro.
The Wrecking crew intro.
I thought of this one because I think they’d find it funny while wasted or Stoned, I would.
Okay, I’m bored. Onto something New, Pictures of Nothingness
And then, Lets see that made me think of….
Okay that was a bit, painful looking.
Bored Again… Okay, Moving on to KMC Member Name Thing of Such
Vinny The Man Eating Turnip Barker the Jello filled Bucket Da Moose the Candy Horned Moose LanceWindu the Microphone Assassin JacopeXTo the Z Down to the B Diamonds The Stoned Rocker Ladyluck the Boobs and Trampoline Wild-Cherry Sweet and untamed K.Diddy The Reckless Recklin Snooperbert Hidden Pie Lord XYZ Read the Aplhabet Raz Bo Baz Smallville Married to a Grappling Tree of Women Captain Rex RAWRRRRRRRRRR Silver_tears Huzzah to a new level. Commando Queen time twelve and four quarts of mayo. Punky Hermy Cooks Bacon on her deep Flab So Sab Mr Bacon Frys in a Flab so Sab Bardock42 says that’s why Jimmy will never reproduce again.
Bored, Moving on
How Sexy is that.
But, I think this Beats it….
Yep, now give me a few minutes…..
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Okay Back.
Oh Thanks, for saying Welcome Back *******.
Moving On.
The Fake.
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The Real
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The Nazi.
Moving On, Again…
Gingers Scare the hell out of me. Lets steal some souls for them.
Makes a Ginger Soul Stealing Machine
Much Better.
Moving On, Again…Again..
The Good And Bad KMC Threads in my Eyes
Good Threads
-Most have good, or semi good spelling
-Most have Sex Included Stuff.
-Must be informative at the same time
-Must be funny.
Bad Threads
-Lame
-No Spelling/Grammar
-Gay Topics
-Assholes.
Moving On, Again…Again.. Beep Beep
Now I am moving onto a part of my Thread were I make a Small Story out of KMC Members and the Forums
A long, long time ago, in the land far far away in a Forum close to you, a waging war went on between two types of people. The Speller correctives and the SpellingEx Mistakerers. This was went on for years, and many people were castrated, for example, RedFox. He Smokes, didn’t you know? Well anyway, the war went on with bannings and spammings everywere until one day a young boy by the name of Freddy, but people called him by his Forum Slave name, Mist. He grew up and learned how to bring back the banned. And he eventually enslaved the World.
Wasn’t that the best story ever? Okay maybe not but you get my Drift on whats going to happen.
Moving On
I am going to Write a KMC Song now, It better be sung be someone.
Oh KMC
Oh KMC
You make me very Happy
Posting posting posting Banned.
That’s It, now sing that verse 40 times and its done.
NOW SING
Moving 0n Haha I used a 0
I love My Lips.
Moving on.
The KMC Rap
Wikka Wikka Woo
With a Hippy Hippy Do
I like to Post
Eating my Toast
Freaking out as
I lose the Boost
And I like to rap
I like to tap
So lets all eat some Crap
Wikka Wikka Woo
With a Hippy Hippy Do
Moving on.
Wanna Hear a Joke? Why not.
A Black man and a Parrot walk into a bar and sit down at the table. The Bar tender asks “Were’d you get that?” And the Parrot replys “Africa”
Okay, Maybe it’s a little racist but its funny.
Moving on SQUAK Polly wants a cracker..
Ever wonder what would happen if KMC became a real city, and all of us lived there? I have, and I did last night. I really would be sneaking in to sleep with Irene and Lea and a few others, I’d love every last minute of it, Too bad I’ll never meet or get lucky with any of them.
So I hope you enjoyed that, I sure did. Anyway, I’m glad to be back to KMC even though no one missed me or even noticed. And too everyone who’s going to say this thread sucked or something, I already told you what I’d do so I win. Anyway, I’m back to my home away from Home inside my Home.
Love you All Lots.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: Some of you need to die though.
I'm Still Going.
Random Movie Quotes
Can You guess them?
1)Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!
2)It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?
3)Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
4)Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing
5)Why not? Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations... you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant anyway.
6)Well, all you've got to do is shake it up whenever you want to see your dad. He can come visit you anytime, day or night.
Enjoy Guessing Those, Because this is the End of the Post
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: I had to edit ALOT out due to KMC's Restrictions. Like More Pictures (Alot of KMC Member ones, including roulette, silvertears and Ladyluck... and some funny ones I made, And some other things )
Last edited by Vinny Valentine on Aug 8th, 2006 at 12:20 AM