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Les yeux clos
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If I killed my flatmate...

....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Nov 29th, 2006 08:12 PM

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R�land
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Re: If I killed my flatmate...

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Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Not if you hid the body well, like say, in the walls.

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:14 PM

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Re: If I killed my flatmate...

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Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Ash...you live alone...so, likely not. You'd just end up in the asylum.

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by R�land
Not if you hid the body well, like say, in the walls.

Mmmm, yes...the walls. Now that is a very good idea.

Nov 29th, 2006 08:18 PM

The Pict
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If you do kill your flat mate can I move in with you?

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:19 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Depends. Is it a guy or a girl? Can you fit their clothing? Would you have a good alibi? Best bet watch CSI and all the other shows like that and then make a plan. yes

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:19 PM

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Les yeux clos
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Originally posted by The Pict
If you do kill your flat mate can I move in with you?

As long as the dead bodies in the walls don't bother you, go ahead. big grin

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ash...you live alone...so, likely not. You'd just end up in the asylum.

I only said I live alone in the hope that you'd realise I didn't like living with other people and leave me alone.

Nov 29th, 2006 08:21 PM

R�land
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Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Mmmm, yes...the walls. Now that is a very good idea.

Even better idea is if after you've disposed of them and if you can stomach it, chop them up then hide them in the walls.

I'm sick and twisted. eek!

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:21 PM

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Yes. Yes you would....

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Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

It's likely but not certain.

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:29 PM

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It's likely but not certain.

I'm afraid it is certain... Especially with this thread as evidence.

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:31 PM

Les yeux clos
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Originally posted by Strangelove
It's likely but not certain.

Shame...shame. Justice system these days....

Nov 29th, 2006 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by �P0oONY
I'm afraid it is certain... Especially with this thread as evidence.

Assuming the police follow your internet activity

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Strangelove
Assuming the police follow your internet activity

I'm sure they'd be competent enough to do that.

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:33 PM

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I'm sure they'd be competent enough to do that.

Competent, yes. I never argued the contrary

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:35 PM

Les yeux clos
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Originally posted by �P0oONY
I'm sure they'd be competent enough to do that.

I might get lucky big grin

Nov 29th, 2006 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky

Not with me darling....

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:36 PM

LethalFemme
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky

If you go to prison I'm quite sure you will. stick out tongue

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Nov 29th, 2006 08:37 PM

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