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Schizo_n_me
Zoombini !!
 Gender: Female
Location: Kissmyassopotamia |
 Post ur stupid HP jokes here
I just wanted to see what kind of jokes are out there. My friend told me one the other day. What do you call a person who's rael hairy and does pot? A Hairy Potter! Ha Ha... heh, hmmm 
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Nov 3rd, 2003 09:18 PM |
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Schizo_n_me
Zoombini !!
Gender: Female
Location: Kissmyassopotamia |
I see nobody is volunteering with stupid jokes...maybe there isn't any...ho-hum.
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Nov 3rd, 2003 10:20 PM |
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zionette
insane asylum manager
 Gender: Female
Location: Your nightmares |
here's 1 i found:
Top ten signs your kid is a wizard (from David Letterman)...
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents??
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His favorite excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
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Nov 3rd, 2003 10:26 PM |
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qwerty1
Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
Polishing his wand!  Pretty obvious but still kind of funny. David Letterman cracks me up!
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Nov 4th, 2003 02:45 AM |
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Schizo_n_me
Zoombini !!
Gender: Female
Location: Kissmyassopotamia |
I think 9 is funny. And 6!!
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Nov 4th, 2003 02:49 AM |
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starprincess366
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Location: United States |
i neva thought of it. but on mugglenet theres like 50 ways to annoy voldemort(hillarious!) and then on another site theres 404 ways to annoy snape. thats all i know.
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Nov 16th, 2003 11:14 PM |
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