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shellspeare
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2005
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
0. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Mar 17th, 2005 06:51 PM |
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Demarthl
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stupid ass crap
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Mar 17th, 2005 06:53 PM |
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krillinite
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so true, shellspeare so true 
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Mar 17th, 2005 07:15 PM |
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Englishpin@pple
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 Gender: Male Location: The Beach... I think |
this is nice
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Mar 17th, 2005 07:29 PM |
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TeeLee
always a wishmaster
 Gender: Female Location: Over the hills and far away... |

That's really good!
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Mar 17th, 2005 07:30 PM |
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
 Gender: Female Location: Hiding |
oh gawd, every one of those is true for me .. except the 'tilting head on one side to smile' one! i'm not quite that bad! 
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:06 PM |
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
 Gender: Female Location: Thats so hot |
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:09 PM |
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T.M
Welcome to The Suck
 Gender: Male Location: Mountains of Madness |
OMG i havent played solitaire with real cards in years 
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:09 PM |
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
 Gender: Female Location: Hiding |
no lol me neither! 
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:10 PM |
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T.M
Welcome to The Suck
 Gender: Male Location: Mountains of Madness |
and i didnt notice there was no #9 and i went back to check it
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:13 PM |
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LanceWindu
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Pretty good.
Didn't make me Laugh Out Loud though.
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:21 PM |
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BDTnRDE
Army Of One
 Gender: Female Location: nowheres ville |
yeah yeah yeah heard it before 
2005 is by far the best year ever 
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Sleep is good, so is food, sex is nice, wooow I'm on celebacy, IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 17th, 2005 08:52 PM |
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~Bun Bun~
**KMC OG**
 Gender: Female Location: In your pants |
haha i love it. i do all those things
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§P0oONY
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i've noticed #13. they are all so true though
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