Here's a little part of US history which makes you go h-m-m-m:
Have a history teacher explain this if they can?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born! ! in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
- wow so does the name of my pm howard
- nothing big
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
- So are alot of people
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
- Alot of people get shot on fridays
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
- it is the best way to kill a man
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
- Oswald shot kennedy from a book place
Hey! I'm your life..
I'm the one who takes you there
Hey, I'm your life..
I'm the one who cares
They! they betray..
I'm your only true friend now..
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I'm forever there...
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I'm your pain when you can't feel Strange but true
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I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
you know it's Strange but true
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you're the one who's blamed..
Do! do my work..
do my dirty work, scapegoat..
Do! do my deeds..
for you're the one who's shamed..
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel Strange but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
you know it's Strange but true, Strange but true
I'm your dream, I'm your eyes, I'm your pain
I'm your dream, I'm your eyes, I'm your pain
You know it's Strange but true
Hate! I'm your hate..
I'm your hate when you want love..
Pay! pay the price..
pay, for nothing's fair..
Hey! I'm your life..
I'm the one who took you here..
Hey! I'm your life..
and I no longer care..
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel Strange but true
I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reasoned alibis
I'm inside open your eyes
I'm you...
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Mar 27th, 2005 08:34 AM
fine, shoot me.
