Hello everyone, i'm new here, but i've always read the forums...anyway, name some comic moments that seem like complete bs, ex. Batman beating Hulk, Captain America defeating Rhino with a kick to the face, after all the hits Rhino has taken from Hulk to the face, or Spider-Man hanging on to Juggernaut while being pounded... the list goes on
Another 1 I remember is Sabretooth losing to Black Cat, although Sabretooth was a rookie then, didn't even seem to have a healing factor, well all I remember is Black Cat smashing Creed's head into the pavement multiple times, his face was a bloody mess after that and he was unconscious. They need to make a revenge story for Sabretooth, to many walking all over this guy.
Wow, Superman threatening to kill somebody?? LOL, I didnt think it possible, always pictured him eating apple pie with Captain America, at Aunt May's house ><
Bullseye killing someone with a tothpick hurled through a window.
Yes, I know that Shao Lin monks can shatter glass with needles but:
a) I doubt Bullseye was ever a Shao Lin monk
b) He threw a plastic toothpick, which is considerably softer than a metal/bone needle.
c) It had to cover a distance of over ten metres. Ten metres of wind resistance, where every molecule of air it touched removed some kinetic energy. And it's too small to generate much inertia.
wolverine stabbing thanos
spiderman beating firelord
wolverine fighting gladiater
superman surviving a galaxy destroying explosion
gl containing a universe destroying explosion
magneto resisting the limit of dark pheonix's power
surfer beating mephisto in his own realm
quaysar absorbing ego
invisible woman blowing a hole through galactus's chest
invisible woman killing a celestial by destroying his brain
batman tripping and then defeating the flash
superman defeating the gl marine corp
{hey lets NOT mention any presrisis feats}
galactus losing to the avengers
galactus losing to alphga flight
the fallen one being beaten by thanos
nova destroying a star
surfer giving life back to a human
gladiater crushing a star
GL stopping a universe wide explosion shouldnt be there the power of the gl ring litarally depends on the wearer if its some joe smo who puts it on for the first time and has no imagination let alone will he wouldnt do much but you can see the diffrence when hal jordon or kyle rayner use it, there was a GL who actually was holding his own against Parallax before parallax lost his human counterpart.
another feat(s) that shouldnt have happend
Darkseid's Omega Beams being blocked by heat vision and wonder womens bracelets with out the force field i think.
Flash transporting over 200.000 people one by one from a city to a place 35 miles away within 0,00001 seconds (do the math and shiver)
Wolverine beating the Neo Domina with agility superior to Nightcrawler and punches more effective than classic Rouge's, who absorbed Colossus powers
Cyclops suffering from using his power in combat, after he got severe injuries during Operation Zero Tolerance
(i mean: his powers are ALWAYS ON!!! That's what it's all about Cyclops and his goggles. Why should opening his visor make any difference for his wellbeing?)
Ultimate Magneto BEING STUPID enough to try to incapacitate ultimate Colossus by nailing him to the ground where he could benefit from his strength instead of simply levitate Peter
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I've always wondered about that. The only explanation I can think of is that when his visor is closed this optic blasts hits it and deflects back toward his face where his body re-absorbes the energy. Thus he really doesn't lose any energy when his visor is closed but does when its open. Just a theory though.
Personally, I think Energy Superman wrestling an Angel was a bit of a strech.
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