Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern Cross
Zod's sun-dipped mack hand vs Thanos with Power Gem
Delph spends a week training Zod on how to deliver a proper pimp slap. After that week Zod dips his hand in the sun for 24 hours straight. He then challenges Thanos to a pimp slapping contest for 10 bouts. They will be judged on technique, form, skill, and power. Their durability is equaled here and they're completely rejuvenated after each slap. Who wins?!
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Mar 4th, 2010 05:51 AM
Enyalus
MALE DOMINANCE!!!
Gender: Male Location: Drinking gasoline. Pissing napalm.
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.
Zod wins.
Mar 4th, 2010 06:37 AM
JakeTheBank
Return of the King
Gender: Male Location: Doomstadt
Thanos kneels before Zod.
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Mar 4th, 2010 09:57 AM
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
Gender: Male Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.
Zod wins.
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Mar 4th, 2010 01:23 PM
Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern Cross
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.
Zod wins.
And would it be even if a black man drew Thanos?
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:20 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
Thanos wins.
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:22 PM
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
Gender: Male Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.
Shame on you, doubting Delph's prowess.
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:23 PM
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
Gender: Male Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
And would it be even if a black man drew Thanos?
How black?
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:23 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Shame on you, doubting Delph's prowess. Why would I put myself in favor of delph?
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:23 PM
the ninjak
FRINGE Division
Gender: Male Location: Going Turbo!
Yeah but Zod was played by Terrance Stamp.
And Thanos looks like that guy who played Mac from Predator...Bill Duke.
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:26 PM
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
Gender: Male Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
quote: (post ) Originally posted by the ninjak
Yeah but Zod was played by Terrance Stamp.
And Thanos looks like that guy who played Mac from Predator...Bill Duke.
Wasn't Mac played by Jessy Ventura?
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:26 PM
the ninjak
FRINGE Division
Gender: Male Location: Going Turbo!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Wasn't Mac played by Jessy Ventura?
Nah he was Blaine.
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:29 PM
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
Gender: Male Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
quote: (post ) Originally posted by the ninjak
Nah he was Blaine.
Oh that's right. Its been a while since I've seen that movie and Jessy Ventura's character looked and acted like someone who'd be called Mac (a bit like a truck-driver).
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Mar 4th, 2010 06:31 PM
Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern Cross
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.
I need pimp slapping feats!
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Mar 4th, 2010 07:15 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I need pimp slapping feats!
Hulk/Drax. That's the ultimate pimp slap.
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Mar 4th, 2010 07:16 PM
the ninjak
FRINGE Division
Gender: Male Location: Going Turbo!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thanos kneels before Zod.
That is soooo wrong!
Thanos would pimp slap Terrance Stamp after saying that!
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Mar 4th, 2010 07:24 PM
illadelph
aka Rakim Illa
Gender: Male Location: Retirement.
Is there really need for a debate? No force in existence can withstand getting slapped the f*ck up by a sun-dipped mack hand. Particularly when either Curtis Mayfield or Isaac Hayes music is being played in the background.
That's just physics, muthaf*cka.
Word is bond.
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Mar 4th, 2010 09:28 PM
Mshinu
Star for a Brain
Gender: Male Location: Meditating
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.
Dude, black guys got nothing on Thanos. He is PURPLE, the very colour of PIMP.
Mad Titan stomps.
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Mar 4th, 2010 09:32 PM
Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
Gender: Male Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
quote: (post ) Originally posted by illadelph12
Is there really need for a debate? No force in existence can withstand getting slapped the f*ck up by a sun-dipped mack hand. Particularly when either Curtis Mayfield or Isaac Hayes music is being played in the background.
That's just physics, muthaf*cka.
Word is bond.
I heard that Delph is one bad--
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Mar 4th, 2010 09:53 PM
JakeTheBank
Return of the King
Gender: Male Location: Doomstadt
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
I heard that Delph is one bad--
Shut yo mouth!
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Mar 4th, 2010 10:06 PM
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