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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President

Gender: Male
Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt

Love Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Hello, and welcome to another thinly-veiled Barker/Thoren shitposting thread. In this thread, we will discuss my lack of a love life and I will ask actual KMC females for their advice. In exchange, other failures can ask me for my shitty advice.

To start with: When is a guy supposed to kiss a girl? Some say 3rd date, some say 1st, some say never.


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Bardock42
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You should kiss a girl when she wants to kiss you too. Perhaps discuss it beforehand.


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That ACDC Chick
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When she blinks, that's when you kiss her. On the boob.

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Barker
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
You should kiss a girl when she wants to kiss you too. Perhaps discuss it beforehand.

they never do this in the movies.
quote: (post)
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
When she blinks, that's when you kiss her. On the boob.

are you sure


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That ACDC Chick
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500% sure, bro

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ThorinWoofer
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Excellent thread.


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Excellent thread.


I second this, except the exact opposite.

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Barker
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Gender: Male
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What does it mean when a girl tells you she's not wearing a bra


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That ACDC Chick
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It means to stick it in her butt

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ThorinWoofer
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I often find women are tolerant of anal sex.


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Barker
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what does it mean when a girl says she's never done that before

does it mean she's done it before


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Yes.

Women always lie.


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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President

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i might kill myself then


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ThorinWoofer
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Sometimes they tell the truth doe


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Barker
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Gender: Male
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this is getting too complex for me


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ThorinWoofer
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Enough of your words simpleton.


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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President

Gender: Male
Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt

literally everyone i've asked (dozens) has said to stop trying to get with big nose for now and focus on new girl


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Bardock42
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Who is big nose. Do you feel like you sometimes reduce women to certain aspects of their appearance or personality?


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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President

Gender: Male
Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt

it's more of an attempt to keep identities private.

even though we're fb friends and you could track me down if you wanted.


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Originally posted by Barker
it's more of an attempt to keep identities private.

even though we're fb friends and you could track me down if you wanted.


What do you mean "if"?


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