Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange
Hello, and welcome to another thinly-veiled Barker/Thoren shitposting thread. In this thread, we will discuss my lack of a love life and I will ask actual KMC females for their advice. In exchange, other failures can ask me for my shitty advice.
To start with: When is a guy supposed to kiss a girl? Some say 3rd date, some say 1st, some say never.
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Jul 1st, 2013 08:01 PM
Bardock42
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You should kiss a girl when she wants to kiss you too. Perhaps discuss it beforehand.
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Jul 1st, 2013 09:39 PM
That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
When she blinks, that's when you kiss her. On the boob.
Jul 1st, 2013 10:20 PM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
You should kiss a girl when she wants to kiss you too. Perhaps discuss it beforehand.
they never do this in the movies.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
When she blinks, that's when you kiss her. On the boob.
are you sure
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Jul 1st, 2013 11:22 PM
That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
500% sure, bro
Jul 1st, 2013 11:50 PM
ThorinWoofer
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Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
Excellent thread.
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Jul 2nd, 2013 01:07 AM
silver_tears
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Excellent thread.
I second this, except the exact opposite.
Jul 2nd, 2013 04:13 AM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
What does it mean when a girl tells you she's not wearing a bra
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Jul 2nd, 2013 06:19 AM
That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz
Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
It means to stick it in her butt
Jul 2nd, 2013 06:55 AM
ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
I often find women are tolerant of anal sex.
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Jul 2nd, 2013 10:01 AM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
what does it mean when a girl says she's never done that before
does it mean she's done it before
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Jul 2nd, 2013 03:25 PM
ThorinWoofer
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Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
Yes.
Women always lie.
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Jul 2nd, 2013 04:33 PM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
i might kill myself then
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Jul 2nd, 2013 05:05 PM
ThorinWoofer
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Sometimes they tell the truth doe
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Jul 2nd, 2013 05:42 PM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
this is getting too complex for me
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Jul 2nd, 2013 06:46 PM
ThorinWoofer
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Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
Enough of your words simpleton.
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Jul 3rd, 2013 02:38 PM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
literally everyone i've asked (dozens) has said to stop trying to get with big nose for now and focus on new girl
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Jul 3rd, 2013 05:22 PM
Bardock42
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Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
Who is big nose. Do you feel like you sometimes reduce women to certain aspects of their appearance or personality?
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Jul 3rd, 2013 05:40 PM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
it's more of an attempt to keep identities private.
even though we're fb friends and you could track me down if you wanted.
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Jul 3rd, 2013 06:14 PM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Barker
it's more of an attempt to keep identities private.
even though we're fb friends and you could track me down if you wanted.
What do you mean "if"?
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Jul 3rd, 2013 06:19 PM
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