Punisher has no guns/knives/weapons, but has his usual body armor.
Batman has no gadgets, but has his costume (cape/cowl/gauntlets/boots/batsuit. It's been enchanted, though, so ALL his little tricks and gadgets are removed. No tasers, or acid filled calluses, or smoke capsule teeth, or magical nose hairs, nothing.
Hulk can be composite Hulk if it's needed - but I'm hoping a case can be made for specific Hulks. He does not have Immortal's old weakness to sunlight. Current Hulk feats are also allowed. No thunderclaps or ground pounds or attacks of that ilk though - Hulk is fighting up close and dirty. He can eat them if needed, though.
Round 1: pure h2h. No AoE attacks though.
Round 2: Both Bruce and Frank get adamantium knives. Hulk has no knife, just his punching and kicking and headbutting etc - still no AoE attacks.
Round 3: Everyone gets an adamantium knife, the team have to slash Hulk 10 times, Hulk has to slash EACH of the team 10 times to win.
Think they can't win rounds 2 or 3? Logan has stabbed Hulk in the head before, BP was recently slashing Immortal Hulk (same one who was giving King Allfather Thor concussions) just fine....
Hulk has next to no skill/experience with bladed weapons and Bruce and Frank can both be pretty fucking fast when they want to be.
Bats doesn't use knives, but his batarangs often act in this way.
Frank has plenty of high end feats with knives and daggers --- including taking out Hood's enhanced goons - who were in the disguise of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and had Frank at the point-blank when he found out about the ruse.
It has to be a really weak version of Hulk to even stand a chance in Round 2. Round 1 they lose even harder. Round 3 could potentially be won, unless Hulk thunderclaps or destroys the entire area.
No AoE attacks allowed. This is purely speed against speed. Skill goes to the team, obviously, but is Hulk fast enough to close this gap? Is he, in effect, 2x faster than peak humans?
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Hulk has snatched super sonic rockets out of the air. A cut would kill them whereas a cut would heal against the Hulk. Now if we are using the weakest version, then the team wins.
Even if he heals from the cut, it still counts. They need to make ten cuts on him, before he makes 20 cuts. Even if it heals AS THEY'RE CUTTING HIM, it's still a cut.