Lord Chariol
Revolutionary
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: The Shadow Gallery
when put out of context they are quite funny
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Jun 24th, 2005 06:43 PM
CrazyOcelot
Junior Member
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: United Kingdom
OBI-WAN: You seem a little on edge, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Not at all.
OBI-WAN: I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into
that nest of gundarks.
Yes its PT, strike me down with a lightsabre...
Jul 1st, 2005 08:00 PM
AmrothSkywalker
Savior of the Galaxy
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Massachusetts, United States
OMG those pants ones were hilarious!
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Jul 5th, 2005 03:01 PM
lihp123
Dark lord of the Sith
Registered: Jul 2005
Location:
Vader (ROTJ): I have felt him, my Master.
Emperor: Strange that I have not.
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Jul 13th, 2005 05:44 PM
ESB -1138
Sonic Speed
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Green Hill Zone
Vader: What she couldn't have, I FELT HER she was alive
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Jul 13th, 2005 06:40 PM
DarkAge
Stronger than fear
Registered: Nov 2004
Location:
Han: Get on top of it!
Leia: I'm trying!
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"I realised that there was this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid... ever."
"We don't have to win, we just have to fight."
"There is no way to peace, peace is the way."
"Be yourself. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
Jul 17th, 2005 06:19 AM
KJ
Sausages
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Scotland
Obi-Wan in Ep2 - "Your clones are very impressive."
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Jul 18th, 2005 10:53 PM
Darth Nhilus
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: United States
Episode 2: It's copurse it's irratic and it gets everywhere
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Jul 21st, 2005 07:17 PM
SS_181st_Snow
Flyer of the Wraith.
Registered: May 2005
Location: In my own head.
I got another pants line to add, tho it's from ep 2.
Yoda: The pants of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the clone war has.
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Jul 21st, 2005 09:58 PM
Kosmos Supreme
Senior Member
Registered: Aug 2011
Location:
10 years later.
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Jul 15th, 2015 06:05 PM
queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bedModerator
Yes... so? Digging up fossils?
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Jul 19th, 2015 07:45 PM
queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bedModerator
???
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Jul 30th, 2015 09:10 PM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: The Wiltshire Estates
Gotta love necrobumps. First post is made out of pure win.
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Aug 5th, 2015 01:42 PM
LukeStarkiller
Junior Member
Registered: Oct 2016
Location: United Kingdom
Re: Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by macgeek2005
Star Wars IV: A New Hope
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."
6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."
7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
Ha, ha, brilliant, like being in a Carry On version of Star Wars. Genius!
Oct 30th, 2016 08:22 PM
LukeStarkiller
Junior Member
Registered: Oct 2016
Location: United Kingdom
Luke & Leia kiss
After Luke & Leia kiss, I like it when Leia says: "Now bend me over and do me like a filthy incest-loving space ****". (Got edited out in the end, but I have the rushes) (**** rhymes with "hut", but begins with S and swap the H with an L) (this isn't exactly innuendo, is it? I don't think I've got the hang of this)
Last edited by LukeStarkiller on Oct 30th, 2016 at 08:40 PM
Oct 30th, 2016 08:36 PM
KDY Executive
Junior Member
Registered: Jan 2017
Location: Triple Zero
Only one I can think of right now is,
"You know I can take whatever I want?" -Kylo Ren to Rey.
Jan 2nd, 2017 09:38 PM
UCanShootMyNova
Senior Member
Registered: Aug 2016
Location:
I rebel. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jan 3rd, 2017 05:13 AM
queeq
Chaos
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: JP's bedModerator
Hehehe... well, in the end, she didn't. Typical.
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Jan 3rd, 2017 08:34 AM
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